Back in the summer of 2012, Chrysler was booming. With Fiat’s support, it had roared out of a recession, and was now looking to the future, hiring over 300 interns in southeast Michigan. I was one of them. It was one of the most fun summers of my life; I’d driven from UVa in my 225,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee because there was no way I was going to show up to my dream job without my beloved Jeep, even if it was burning quite a bit of oil. Keen to impress, Chrysler treated us interns like kings, inviting us to swanky events and making sure we were entertained. One method of entertainment was a game called the Chrysler Intern Scavenger Hunt. It asked interns to identify over 40 parts on two vehicles sitting on hydraulic lifts. Here’s a look at that challenge.
I cannot express the sense of wonder I felt that summer. I’d been dreaming about working at Chrysler since I was a child. I’d read all about the headquarters in Auburn Hills, I’d devoured every review of every Chrysler product since 2003, I’d learned more about Jeep than any human should — and to finally head to Michigan for the first time to be in this hallowed spot that I’d dreamed of for so long, well, it’s something I’ll be grateful for the rest of my life.
Detroit in the summer of 2012 represented the fulfillment of my biggest dream, and the things I saw there blew my mind. Here’s me at the Woodward Dream Cruise, amazed by all the incredible iron cruising down that fabled highway:
Here’s me in front of the Renaissance Center:
And, because I’m starting to feel kinda weird about showing you pictures of me, here’s the last photo of me you’ll see in this article: It’s me at the Concours d’Elegance of Michigan in Plymouth:
The 1999 Dodge Charger concept car was there:
It was a beautiful day; I felt like I was in heaven:
This is a photo of the Dodge Dart (remember those?) prototype we interns drove way up north one weekend. The 1.4 turbo mated to a dual clutch transmission was rough, particularly in traffic:
I explored lots of Detroit’s abandoned structures, like the Packard plant here:
Wait OK, just one more photo of me — this time in front of what was once the abandoned Michigan Central Station, but what is now Ford’s Future of Global Mobility.
We also drove lots of fast cars; Chrysler had an intern day that involved all 300+ of us driving pretty much any Chrysler product around the Chelsea Proving Grounds’ high-speed oval. We were told to keep speeds below 75 mph, but there was no way in hell we were doing that with 470 horsepower Dodge Challengers and Jeep Grand Cherokee SRTs.
I remember one intern friend of mine got a manual Challenger RT for the weekend. We spent the whole night just ripping burnouts and donuts in suburban Michigan. It was absolutely epic.
Anyway, because Chrysler was in growth-mode, it treated interns like Royalty, holding fancy events at the Detroit Symphony Orchestra’s Max M. Fisher Music Center, at Chrysler’s now-departed museum in Auburn Hills, and on this rooftop near downtown Detroit:
Plus there was a speech from leadership; here’s the late Sergio Marchionne speaking with us interns. I got there early so I could sit near him and Ralph Gilles.
Other events included the Chrysler Intern Scavenger Hunt. I wasn’t exactly sure what this was; I figured we’d have to run around and find things, but then we were told that the event was in the basement of the Chrysler Technical Center, in the south wing. This was where all the engine dynos and vehicle hoists were.
I arrived to the meeting spot to find two vehicles on lifts: One was a Ram pickup and the other…well, I can’t remember the other one. Underneath and inside the car were a bunch of stickers with numbers on them. The intern coordinator sat at a table with a bunch of sheets that had over 40 vehicle components in a list. “You have to walk around these two cars, and when you find a part that’s on the list, write down the number on the sticker that’s on that part.”
I spent the full 30-ish minutes trying to find all the parts. I remember being super intense about it rushing, looking closely, and having absolutely no chill whatsoever. Other interns thought I was a weirdo, but this was my element. And I was a little confused; where the hell was the distributor? I’d just swapped my Jeep’s distributor cap a few months prior, but I don’t see a distributor cap anywhere! What the heck is a Knuten Valve? (I later realized that this, and that muffler bearing, were nods to the famous Chrysler Turbo Encabulator).
So all the parts that I didn’t recognize — instead of guessing them — I just left them blank or put a question mark.
I’m glad I did, because Chrysler had tried tricking us with parts on the list that one couldn’t find on either vehicle! As such, I scored 45 out of a possible 45 — perhaps the only intern out of the 300-ish to score a 100 percent. Chrysler offered a free pizza lunch to interns who scored well on this scavenger hunt. I recall being rather late to that lunch.
Anyway, let me know how you’d do if you had to identify the parts on the above list.
“Anyway, let me know how you’d do if you had to identify the parts on the above list”
No problem! I’ve got a whole drawer FULL of vapor locks!
Easy test. I could ace it.
I think I could score high on that test, apart from the joke items. I have set and replaced breaker points and still own a dwell meter.
Also David looks so young and optimistic and not bald.
You have to be careful with that muffler bearing joke around 3000GT VR-4 owners. Poor guy came back a week later with his special order (non-refundable) item from the Mitsubishi parts counter labeled “BEARING, MUFFLER” asking us how to install it.
We then had to explain it was all a joke, we had no idea Mitz was actually making muffler bearings, sorry you wasted your money, you can see how this was funny though, right? Right?
What the hell is an ATL?
Airport in Georgia
https://destinationsunknown.com/2019/02/08/someone-keeps-renaming-the-atl-airport-on-facebook-and-its-hilarious/
According to Google’s AI assistant:
There is nothing indicating that the thing considers this anything but real.
Wait, are you saying I didn’t need new vapor locks and muffler bearings after my knuten valve went out?
Vapor locks…nice.
Is a Jounce Bumper the same as a stop block?
Why is “Rust” not in the list? Answer… Everywhere, all over, underneath rust proofing, it’s patina not rust, or what’s rust?.. all acceptable answers
If rust were listed DT would have gotten a 44 out of 45, because he has never seen rust.
I would have written “HAHA” for the distributor, muffler bearing, and vapor locks, but I have to admit the Knuten Valve would have stumped me. Is it pronounced “Nut-ten” or “New-ten”? The former might give the joke away.
Pretty sure I’m at a score 39 without much effort and the rest of the score would depend on process of elimination and some judicious guessing.
I find it interesting that the use the term “propshaft” for the driveshaft, like the British do, but also use “halfshaft” instead of driveshaft like the aforementioned British.
It’s drive shaft in the UK, that’s what I’ve always known them as
According to all the British folks in the Triumph forums:
US driveshaft = UK propshaft
US halfshaft = UK driveshaft
Don’t mess with me, man. I’m finally getting used to calling my hood a bonnet.
Of course, now that I look closer, there’s a Half Shaft, a Front Driveshaft, and a Propshaft on that list and I want to know more…
Hey back in the day of USA babies wore bonnets that were hoods.
is it Lucas brake fluid or Lucas Break fluid, asking for a friend…
yes
The sort order of the items on the list is bothering my OCD tendencies. Looks like it started in alphabetical order then some of the terminology got changed and they didn’t bother resorting it?
As the test designers got drunker….
Someone started the list in alphabetical order, then emailed it to their colleagues, who proceeded to randomly add items.
Love the old Detroit Pics. I was at the 2012 Concours D elegance also. Good show. I liked the 1966 Batman motorcycle that was there
Is a Knuten valve even a thing? It distributes the blinker fluid, right??
Honestly, cowl is the one I’d worry about missing. Always strikes me as one of those non-specific terms that could be a bunch of things.
“Is a Knuten valve even a thing? It distributes the blinker fluid, right??”
They’re typically found inside Jeffries tubes. Just don’t wear a red shirt while operating.
I also like to celebrate an achievement with a good steak.
I think I could ace it or, at a minimum, get into that pizza party.
I could get into the pizza party but Michigan best pizza is Dominoes.
Dominoes? THAT’S your best?
I beg your pardon, sir (or ma’am)?
I can confidently say I would have gotten all but the ATL which I can just as confidently say I would have only been able to discern through the process of elimination. I just wish they had added a Heisenberg Compensator to the list.
The pictures of you and your obvious enthusiasm are awesomely endearing. Post as many as like please.
Same. ATL was the only one where I had to stop and think about what it could be.
Isn’t the Heisenberg compensator from Star Trek?
yes star trek, keeps you from coming out of warp in the middle of a planet or other non helpful places to stop lol
No! It’s part of the transporter. It’s what gets around the whole Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle when putting your quantum bits back together!
I thought Heisenberg was a meth dealer.
I get the connection to the Uncertainty Principle, but I’d rather the Star Trek writers chose some other physicist to celebrate. Unless they did it ironically because Heisenberg was such a complete cock-up as leader of Nazi a-bomb research.
Just pretend it’s in reference to the meth dealer instead.
“I just wish they had added a Heisenberg Compensator to the list.”
In graduate school we learned to calculate the effect passing through a doorway has on your path. Because the doorway (a slit) better defines your position the uncertainty in your momentum (e.g. direction of travel) increases.
https://chem.libretexts.org/Courses/Pacific_Union_College/Quantum_Chemistry/01%3A_The_Dawn_of_the_Quantum_Theory/1.09%3A_The_Heisenberg_Uncertainty_Principle
The joke was passing through the doorway made you uncertain why you entered the room in the first place.
Physics!
Right about that time I noticed the mezuzahs in my soon to be BILs home. If you’re unfamiliar:
“A mezuzah (Hebrew: מְזוּזָה “doorpost”; plural: מְזוּזוֹת‎ mezuzot) is a piece of parchment inscribed with specific Hebrew verses from the Torah, which Jewish followers of Rabbinical Judaism affix to the doorposts of their homes.
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In the Biblical verses where the mezuzah command is found, the purpose is educational, to constantly remind a person of God’s commandments”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah
So an object, a fixed to a door frame intended to keep the person passing through on the righteous path; e.g. a Heisenberg compensator!
Such is grad school.
Thank you for all the extra info! Appreciated.
Wait…what!?!? How’d you still have a copy of that pop quiz from 11 years ago? Even finding an 11 year photo of it would be daunting.
I’ve seen photos of your living arrangements and your uh, filing system.
I suppose this could’ve been wadded up in your wallet over the past 11 years and there it is.
What’s even more impressive is there barely a wrinkle too. Maybe he framed it?
No sign of water damage or spaghetti sauce, so he definitely kept it away from the shower
Muffler bearings and vapor locks. I suppose if your muffler is spinning around, you might also be having vapor lock…
Is the muffler spinning, or is it your head?
I always approach these match style test the same way. Start with what I’m sure of. Slowly whittle the list down, and then make educated stabs at the rest
I’d like to imagine I’d get a 40 out of 45.
That all just sounds awesome though!
What the heck is an ATL ?
You mean the Adjustable Turning Loop?
ATL is the home of Paper Boi.
Looks like it’s MOPAR-speak for the upper mount for the seatbelt, but yeah, I was stumped on that.
Same here, only one I didn’t know.
Same for me. I might have figured it out though.
Aluminum Tab Lever. It’s on the top of the empty beer can in the door cavity.
Altitude thrust lever. A British automatic airbag system to adjust ride hide height. Not on American cars but 70s british steel RR. But it was Lucas so failed quick and is no longer spoken of because RR.