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Cold Start: The Yellow-Eyed Stare That Always Delights

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I feel like one of the ways that I tend to differ with a lot of fellow gearheads is that I genuinely like cars without grilles. I feel like for a lot of people, the absence of any sort of grille is enough to cause a car to be “ugly,” and I just don’t understand that. Besides, as we enter this new electric car era, grille-less is becoming more common so you may as well get used to it. One of my favorite grille-free designs is the Renault Floride. Especially with those yellow headlights.

There’s something about the little Floride’s face that feels so eager and plucky and ready that I just want to spit lug nuts.  The look is clean and sleek but that yellow wide-eyed stare prevents it from ever becoming too self-important. It could likely look great with a grille, too, but that crisp, unbroken expanse of creased sheetmetal just feels so right.

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Also, the brochure this came from also features what may be one of the strangest look-what-you-can-cram-in-the-trunk images ever:

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What is that, a seven amphorae trunk? Wait, no – those aren’t amphorae. I think those are oenochoae, maybe? I’m really not sure. This isn’t an ancient Greek pottery blog, after all – if you want that, you need to go to The Kylixcellence blog. They’re pretty good.

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Also, I want to watch her try and close the trunk lid on those. I bet it’s not easy. But I bet with the right tetrising, it can be done.

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Ron888
Ron888
2 years ago

Definitely a friendly face that one :-).I’d very happily own it

BTW i’m now *mostly* ok with grill-less noses.
I was going to say it only took a couple of years but i see the Tesla 3 came out 5 years ago.How did i lose track of time so badly??

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
2 years ago

Yes, that’s a nice face on the old Caravelles/Florides, and they did have the very cool spare wheel flap under the bumper. Almost like a Bristol, only better!

But they do have a ridiculous short wheelbase, compared to the overhangs front and rear, so overall it’s a very strange looking car:
http://mysixtiescars.com/Europe%20Models%20Page%20Images/Renault/EURenaultCaravelleheading.png

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
2 years ago

Tested my link before posting, but on here it’s broken anyway.. You will have to google it for yourselves then 🙂

Voeltzwagen
Voeltzwagen
2 years ago

‘73 Type 3 Squareback owner here!

Eephus
Eephus
2 years ago

I don’t know, to me that car looks hiii-iiigh

ProfPlum
ProfPlum
2 years ago

Many (many) years ago, I almost bought a Renault Caravelle (Floride) as I’d had a Dauphine and the basics were pretty much the same but the Caravelle was a cooler-looking car. The owner sold it to someone with deeper pockets, which was good for me as it turned out — the new owner had to replace the floor pans, which had a lot more rot than originally believed and re-loom the car as the wiring was all corroded (the electrical systems are pretty simple though.)

This wasn’t a big surprise to me, which is why I didn’t bid as much on the car — I’d owned that Dauphine which I swear came pre-rusted from the factory!

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
2 years ago

I have to agree. Grills are for barbecues.

As a side note. It always amuses me when I travel to older cities or towns around the world, how some of them have mastered the art of setting cobblestones like a pool table and others look like they just poured them out and distributed them with a rake.

PaysOutAllNight
PaysOutAllNight
2 years ago

I stopped to mention that I love your description of poorly set cobblestones.

DysLexus
DysLexus
2 years ago

I’ve seen fat-tire bikes with wider tires than those babies.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson
2 years ago

Honestly, the one question I have is what’s the photo source you use to seek out stuff that isn’t seen on Google Images.

Not Sure
Not Sure
2 years ago

Hahaha that face. I love the mustache bumper.

OldJackBurton
OldJackBurton
2 years ago

The designer is obviously a fan of Tarsiers. That’s all I can see looking at that front end.

IRegertNothing, Esq.
IRegertNothing, Esq.
2 years ago

That car really needs to have a liver function panel drawn.

Dusty Kornphartz
Dusty Kornphartz
2 years ago

COTD!

The Toecutter
The Toecutter
2 years ago

There should only be as much grill as the engine requires for adequate cooling. Anything more is just adding drag, reducing both performance and efficiency, which can also add to the overall operating cost. If a car doesn’t need a grill, then I’d prefer it not have one at all. If it only needs a small grill, then that’s all it should have. I’m also not fond of the modern trend of black plastic panels to make the grill look larger, or fake vents/scoops.

msisaacs
msisaacs
2 years ago

It looks like a car version of C-3PO. The headlight eyes, crease nose, and slit for a mouth.

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
2 years ago
Reply to  msisaacs

Thank you. I couldn’t figure out what it looked like until I read your comment.

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
2 years ago
Reply to  msisaacs

YES. I came here to say this: it looks like C-3PO! I’m so glad someone else thought the same thing. This means we’re best friends now, right? Wanna go camping?

CSRoad
CSRoad
2 years ago

A pretty, terrible car.
There were three good looking versions, Coupe, Cabriolet and the Convertible, the convertible was a cabriolet that also included a hardtop.
Make sure the door is shut when you jack it up to change the tire.

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago

I was aware of the Caravelle but did not know it was sold in Europe as the Floride. Fascinating that US manufacturers named their cars after European locations and vice versa.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
2 years ago

Other people’s shitholes are our exotic locations! /s

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 years ago

When the Ford Taurus first debuted, one of the things that fascinated me was the grill-less nose.

Really accentuated the overall futuristic look of it. And doubly so on the wagon, which looked to kid me like something out of an ’80s scifi movie.

~=Daaan
~=Daaan
2 years ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

1990: “Small grilles are the future!”

2022: “Well the entire front of the car was already grille, but we have to enlarge it by 5% annually, so we just made the whole car 3″ taller and 2″ wider to accommodate.”

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 years ago
Reply to  ~=Daaan

I know car design beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the other day I walked next to an example of one of the current Lexus crossovers…I’d never been that close to one sitting still. I was amazed at how its grill and grill-related thing is nearly the size of the entire front end of a midsized car. Which there was one of conveniently parked next to it.

It’s noticeable on the road, sure, but up close wow is it overwhelming. And worse IMO, as you notice the fake parts.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
2 years ago
Reply to  ~=Daaan

Well, the trouble is that grille area is a universal constant. All the Saturns and Tauruses and Neons created a surplus of grille area, and the dam burst in about 2010, amd now we’re seeing the spillover.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
2 years ago
Reply to  ~=Daaan

In the late 80’s VW had a nice grill less Passat that looked like a cool spacehip. They restyled it with a grill so it looked like a generic Camry or something. They claimed it would increase sales.

Donald Petersen
Donald Petersen
2 years ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

That was one of the fun things about Robocop: the cop cars were all brand new 1986 Tauruses painted to look like beat-up old police cars. Instantly made the movie look futuristic.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 years ago

I had that movie poster of him stepping out of the car on my bedroom wall.

Which was why in the ’10s, with Detroit an actual hellhole and real cops driving Tauruses, I was like “wow…the future is here. But really, this one?”

Cool Dave
Cool Dave
2 years ago

The Teslas don’t have a grille, they look, in my opinion, like an old bar of soap.

That Renault doesn’t have a grille but it has style. Enough character lines to be identifiable without looking cluttered.

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
2 years ago
Reply to  Cool Dave

That’s the difference between a company that understands style and one that’s run by a Pedo Guy.

PaysOutAllNight
PaysOutAllNight
2 years ago

Don’t throw that insult around so casually. You’re disrespecting the victims of real pedophiles.

Chartreuse Bison
Chartreuse Bison
2 years ago
Reply to  Cool Dave

Yeah the Renault still has the chrome bumper and the prominent headlights to brake up the shape. It’s why the early Model S looked better. Teslas now are just anti-design, like someone forgot to pull the plastic wrap off

William Domer
William Domer
2 years ago
Reply to  Cool Dave

Agreed, every time I see the front of a Tesla I want to ask the designer why the F did you do that. It is horrid, but then I feel that way about how all the Tesla’s look, save the S.

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
2 years ago
Reply to  Cool Dave

Ever since the Model 3 came out, I’ve been referring to its fascia aesthetic as, “I have no grill and I must scream.” It’s like a nightmare where you look in the mirror, and there’s just a blank expanse of skin where your mouth should be.

Flyingstitch
Flyingstitch
2 years ago

You think the couple is snuggling in the front seat, but actually the ride on those cobblestones is about to cause their heads to smack together, awkwardly and painfully. There won’t be a second date.

Cool Dave
Cool Dave
2 years ago
Reply to  Flyingstitch

Maybe they broke down and are waiting for a tow?

“Don’t worry I honey, I still love you despite you’re unreliable Renault.”

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
2 years ago

Fucking autocorrect

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
2 years ago

I did not know the Renaul Fluoride was the official car of sexy archaeologists. Every day is a school day.

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago
Reply to  Gilbert Wham

I believe the Renault Fluoride is the choice of sexy dental assistants.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
2 years ago

I’m at a floss over your comment.

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
2 years ago

My phone hates me. Or, possibly, it’s gone all dall-e and thinks cars should have teeth.

DysLexus
DysLexus
2 years ago

I can see for smiles and smiles.

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