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Please tell me you or someone else on the trip took the Faygo, shook it up and sprayed it all around the event, yelling WHOOP WHOOP JUGGALO HOMIESSSSSS at the top of their lungs.
Good to see that Ferd is down with the clown.
So,please explain why David got dressed before going in the shower? Is it because he doesn’t like to eat spaghetti naked or something?
Maybe in your down time you can get the site working again, the full screen ads for facial cleanser and such are locking up, and sometimes the ad window shows absolutely nothing while doing so.
I thought that Jeep was in great condition, yet it smells like gas?
“Great condition” in the DT dictionary means no rust holes you can put a hand through, all glass is present and intact, and the engine starts when you turn the key. Oh, and it has all 4 wheels.
Hoping your Significant Other, is not a subscriber, so when you get home and talk about the “Grueling” Business trip you were on, doesn’t see this
I have some notes:
As someone who appears to be just as pale as you, I support your fully covered cabana choice.”David hastily dressed, showered, and ran out the door at 6:00 AM”. I hope he didn’t do these things in that order, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he did. Given the rush, it sounds like he didn’t even have time for his morning shower spaghetti breakfast. Side note: when he travels, does room service deliver the meal directly to the shower?I think there should be an additional membership level where you’re automatically entered into a raffle to join the crew for a press event. I would pay extra for that.
Not sure why this turned into one block of text. I used bullets. I’m not a monster.
Plumbing emergency, Torch surgery. Based on more recent articles perhaps these were related? (Garbage disposal could be located anywhere in that domicile!)
Matt, the cabana shoes are kind of sick. Drop a link?
https://www.amazon.com/Brooks-Mens-Trace-Neutral-Running/dp/B09MGCYKZV/ref=asc_df_B09MGCYKZV/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693711546904&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1077393883616700073&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031381&hvtargid=pla-1918393216555&psc=1&mcid=156dadea2fb8336fb5dea423b4acabc1&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwgJyyBhCGARIsAK8LVLP_FlqU7G0yC-HRmIiT2r85IYdP1hBmaNPpeTi1082qTwrk990N0NUaAmHoEALw_wcB
And they had them in my size! Good lookin’ out!
Faygo…does that mean the Autopian staff are secret Juggalos? It would explain a lot.
But what is a Juggalo? I don’t know…
Here. More than you ever wanted to know.
I don’t know, but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRRQI6NtoQ
Pro tip: always travel with ear plugs. I’ve yet to share a room with another guy and NOT need them.
Have any of those guys traveled with their CPAP yet? If so, is that noise better?
I travel with a CPAP, but it’s pretty quiet. CPAPs vary a lot from model to model, and also what condition their in. I’ve had one long enough to have had multiple in various states of repair.
You’d DEFINITELY rather hear the CPAP than the sound of me snoring like a bear.
I use nasal strips and flonase. It helps but doesn’t eliminate.
Jason eliminates!
My mom uses one. We share a room when we book Yosemite and her’s has never bothered me. I can barely hear it.
Honestly, even if you’re not sharing a room ear plugs are great. Most hotel rooms are not that well soundproofed and I’ve found I sleep so much better with ear plugs. I’ve even taken to wearing them at home because the neighbor on the bedroom side of my house likes to do loud activities early in the morning and I’m a night owl.
To sleep when traveling, I use a white noise app on my phone and use earbuds as ear plugs if needed.
That works. I’m a side sleeper, so I prefer ear plugs to ear buds personally, for comfort.
Same here, side sleeper. Earbuds aren’t great when you’re trying to side sleep, so I do carry soft plugs if needed. After a thousand nights in hotels, it’s a routine.
I always use them when camping. Keep out those early morning nature sounds, so I can sleep in a bit.
I think this trip is healthy for you, Matt. Judging by your skin tone, you are in SEVERE need of sunshine-provided vitamin d. You’re more pale than I am, and I’m literally one of those people who wear all black and avoid the sun like it will kill us.
Redpop. Man alive the marketing guys and gals really sweated that one didn’t they.
It was originally “strawberry soda”. Then became red pop in the 60’s. They changed BOTH the words…
Sometimes when your demographic is the lowest common denominator, you just gotta lean into it.
It took me a few seconds to figure out what the heck was going on with your deformed foot. Camera angles are fun.
I had to scroll back up, but it was worth it.
Click that image of the waterslide and you get a little surprise
BWAHAHA!!
Now you have me wondering how many other easter eggs I’ve missed on this beautiful site.
Oh man I was wondering, wasn’t there a little more going on when this post first went up? And there it is. Brilliant.
Matt earns his own COTD based on this!
Dang it! now I have to click on all the pictures going forward!
Did not know Faygo came in a glass. Where I’m from Faygo was plastic 24oz, or 2 liter.
It used to be *exclusively* in the fancy grocery store near me, in cane sugar form. (That would make The Gathering far more dangerous, I’d think.)
WHERE IS THE OTHER SOCK
Probably holding up a broken driveshaft or something.
Air filter, probably. Somewhere, there’s a Jeep that likes to sniff socks…
Went to bed with his trousers on;
One shoe off, and the other shoe on
THIS
THIS BOTHERS ME
SOCKS OFF OR SOCKS ON, PICK ONE
That just looks…uncomfortable????? I’m vicariously uncomfortable on David’s behalf.
I can only hope he’s jumping Raptors onto Catalina Island.
… or at least trying to one-up Jason by jumping 85 feet, though I suspect that won’t be enough to make it to the island.