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Here Are All 18 Headlines We Tried To Get People To Care About The Prodrive Subaru: Tales From The Slack

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Anthony Magagnoli
Anthony Magagnoli
1 year ago

I’m upset to find out from this lead photo that Tony Bennett died 🙁

Fe2 O3
Fe2 O3
1 year ago

I read all your posts in drunk-you voices for some reason.. seemed to fit better. Also, David it’s “cachet” you were looking for *smooches*

Doctor Nine
Doctor Nine
1 year ago

I probably would have gone with, “Dr. Evil Wanted To Build A $1,000,000 Subaru, But There Was Only $500,000 In The ATM!” if it were me.

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 year ago

Put on Your Gucci Flat Brim Hat. We drive a $500,000 Subaru!

Lotsofchops
Lotsofchops
1 year ago

Yeah I can’t articulate my reasoning but I passed on the article the first time by, reading it the next day. Not sure if it was the headline specifically or just that it was a brand I’m mostly neutral on.

James Milton
James Milton
1 year ago

Can I just contribute a modest amount of my choosing that reflects how often I am able to participate?

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

(Psst: it’s not showing up on the “Reviews” tab for me somehow?)

Mike F.
Mike F.
1 year ago

Honestly, I think you could have just gone with, “Hey!! $500,000 Subaru!!!!”, and that would have done it. Personally, the fact that anyone could spend that much on upgrading any Subaru was enough to get me to check the story out.

That’s probably why I’m a chemist and not an online auto journalist type.

My condolences on the loss of your grandma, Thomas.

Last edited 1 year ago by Mike F.
Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 year ago

I’m glad I’m a member now!
I really like the legal discussion in the back dated ones

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 year ago

BTW, This is the first site I’ve paid for. I missed MT’s $1 a month sign up

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago

I’d have gone with inverted Mark (Christopher Nolan reference b/c today) perhaps – “non-shitbox showdown – $500,000 vs a Subaru”?

Last edited 1 year ago by Jack Trade
Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

Maybe people are trying to join. I did and yet everyday i need to request a login sign in. Hell today this is the 3rd fucking time i needed to request sign in. I have joined and paid monthly since it was offered yet i canr get recognized without requesting additional logging in. Perhaps someone should be running this site so people are not run off.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

FWIW, this was by far the best suggestion: “This $500,000 Subaru Is Worth It For The Ultimate Impreza Rally Fanatic With A Fat Wallet”
The one you went with made me actually NOT want to read the article and I only read it when I saw the byline. Nice article, btw!

Last edited 1 year ago by Dar Khorse
Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  Dar Khorse

Yeah maybe okay if you can access it. Paying membership fees and having no access is telling me unsubscribe. Its not the 1st time i cant access without 3rd party access on top of needing extra access everyday. I am a member why am i a pariah?

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

Wait, what’s going on?

Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Speaking of “what’s going on”, why has my username been changed?

Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
1 year ago

Just for the record, things are back to normal. However, I had to manually change my listed name under “Name and Email” in the profile section to match my previous username.

The Artist Formerly Known as the Uncouth Sloth
The Artist Formerly Known as the Uncouth Sloth
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Some of us have to log on every couple of weeks, go through the whole get an email thing

H T
H T
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

I had a similar problem way back and Matt was ON IT. Just email him and he’ll take care of you!

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