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Hey, Baby, Is This Horse Bothering You?: Cold Start

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This ISH 1500 Kombi, also known as a IZh 2125 Kombi or a Moskvitch 1500 Kombi,  is one of my favorite of the mainstream Soviet cars, and is generally regarded as the first Soviet hatchback. It’s really more of a wagon, technically, but it absolutely has a hatchback, and was quite a practical family car. With that in mind, this ad is especially odd, since I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a driver look as much like he’s hitting on someone as Sergei Sunglasses here is, to that lady on the horse.

I mean, look at the body language here: one hand draped over the steering wheel, leaning completely out that window, elbow and pushed-up jacket sleeve on that door, everything in the service of putting the moves on the blonde on the stallion.

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Plus, he seems to have driven all the way out into a field, not a road in sight, to corner Svetlana there and tell her that if she needs a ride, she can just toss that big dumb animal in the hatch and hop in the car.

Let a player play, I suppose.

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Robert Thornton
Robert Thornton
2 years ago

And she responds “My equine has more HP than that auto.”

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
2 years ago

Oh, those russians! (just thinking of a Boney M song now..)

Who elso would take a Renault 10 front, make it a bit uglier, and then stick it on a bad knock off Opel?

Lokki
Lokki
2 years ago

Not THAT kind of personal experience…Lew was talking about experience with the CAR…

Thomas Metcalf
Thomas Metcalf
2 years ago

Why did 1970’s europeans spend so much time driving into fields? I lived on a damn farm and we almost never drove cars or trucks into the middle of a field.

B3n
B3n
2 years ago

Ha, it’s been a while since I last saw an Izh.
When I was a kid I used to ride on the bed of an Izh 2715, which was a sort of makeshift pickup that people made from the original panel vans, by, yes, you guessed it, removing the panel.
A 2 in 1 vehicle, panel van in the winter, pickup in the summer.
They’ve probably all rotted away to nothing since then, I still remember the typical smell of the interior.

JDE
JDE
2 years ago

VAZ-2122 Reka(amphibious) or maybe a VAZ-2329 for me please.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
2 years ago

“Hey Baby, I bet I can beat you to that barn over there. Let’s race for pink slips, if you know what I mean “

msisaacs
msisaacs
2 years ago

Judging by his eye-line, I think he’s actually hitting on the horse, but by the way the horse is turning its head, it’s playing hard to get.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
2 years ago

I believe the Kombi was developed in-house by IZH as their own modification, whereas usually they just built Moskvitch designs as-is to provide extra volume beyond what AZLK could do at their own plant. In a way, it’s a Soviet counterpart to the VAM Lerma

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 years ago

I feel what’s missing here is a tank or a comically gigantic piece of ugly machinery in the background somewhere.

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
2 years ago

He’s trying to convince her that his P.O.S. does have more horsepower than her current ride.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 years ago

” It’s really more of a wagon, technically, but it absolutely has a hatchback.”

If the man who defined the rules can’t even make the determination, I think we need to revisit the rules again.

CatMan
CatMan
2 years ago

It’s that arm draped over the steering wheel – Classic!

IRegertNothing, Esq.
IRegertNothing, Esq.
2 years ago

“Comrade, have you not heard of cars? You no longer need to ride horse!”

DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
2 years ago

Is that Taarna from the movie Heavy Metal? Or is this the eastern European version of the movie Better Off Dead.

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago

What is the carbuncle on the driver side front fender?
Also, look at those lovely bi-color front indicator lenses.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
2 years ago

You got my curiosity up. First thought was fuel filler cap for a tank high on the firewall, but, other pictures I found seem to show a matching carbuncle (great descriptor!) on the drinker’s side, so, nope. I got nothin’.
I bet Rex Bennet would know!

Flyingstitch
Flyingstitch
2 years ago

Nonsense, he’s a common Soviet working man calling out her bourgeois decadence. For that, it’s worth driving across a field.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
2 years ago
Reply to  Flyingstitch

Oh no! You just pissed Manya off!
https://youtu.be/z3ik4qJBoPk?t=34

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
2 years ago

Can’t wait for somebody to drop in with first hand experience on one of those.

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

Girls on horses are the best.

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