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I Have More Cars Than Parking Spaces. Help Me Decide What Stays And What Goes

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Saying goodbye is never easy. It hurts. It’s a frame of mind that is backward-looking – one that looks far too closely at all of the energy that was expended and at the sorrow of a future that will never be. If you had asked me almost three years ago if I would be in a similar predicament to the one I found myself in during the spring of 2020, I’d have never believed it.

I’m still rescuing shitboxes. Granted, I still have my health, a little less youth, some far better wrenching skills, I still have the same house and I’m still writing about cars with David Tracy. Only now I work for him, and he has been the one lately unloading a cadre of vehicles from his abode so he could make some life changes. I still have many of the same cars as I did around three years ago as well. This is both a good thing and a bad thing.

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It’s a good thing because I love them all, regardless of how poorly they treat me at times. It’s a bad thing because there is a constant drumbeat of other cool cheap cars that need rescuing showing up daily on my local searches. This is especially poignant due to the recent downturn in the used market. It’s also bad because I only have so much parking available. 

Every year, more and more cars that were previously out of reach become economically feasible for each of us. That means that you’re facing a future where you’re continuously gauging whether that “newly affordable” F8 Green six-speed Dodge Challenger R/T you’ve been eyeing for the past six years is a better option than your current fleet of shitboxes.

Well, the day has arrived when I have resigned myself to selling one of my cars. And what better way to do it than to bring it to my homies here in Greater Autopia to help me decide?

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Here’s the current list of pros and cons for each one. Please be gentle, these cars may not look like much, but “looking like much” may be vastly overrated.

1993 Dodge Stealth, base trim, 5-speed

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This car has come a long way since we last read about it! It now has a shiny new MAACO paint job (I did all the bodywork myself, I just don’t have a paint booth) and is still running strong with 216,000 miles on the clock. That’s right: I drove this car 2,000 miles in three years. Mostly because it was sitting at the paint shop for most of COVID.

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I found this car on the local (Wilmington, NC) Craigslist for $500 and was able to talk the seller down to $300. It had no 2nd gear at the time, a CEL, leaking valve covers, bad engine mounts, a beat-up interior, a bad window regulator, bad alignment/suspension components and paint that was Carolina sun-baked.

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I ended up fixing all of the above—the replacement door panels are in my garage—along with a new LED 3rd brake light. I think I got one of the last ones on the internet. It’s slow and it has a ton of miles on it, but it has a five-speed manual and cold AC. These cars are very much going the way of the Spectacled Cormorant.

2005 Chrysler Crossfire Limited, 6sp

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I got bitten by the Crossfire bug a couple of years ago and found the perfect (to me) version in Florida. Called out of work, rented a car, drove and picked it up that day for $3,500 (killer price). Sporty and fun with the six-speed manual trans and in probably the best shape of any car I have. It’s garage-kept and in great condition.

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The issue with these cars is that there weren’t too many made and that Mercedes parts for them are going through the roof in price. In some cases, they are becoming really hard to find. For example, the SKREEM security units are not available from Chrysler dealerships any longer, nor via the aftermarket. If yours stops working, your car is a paperweight unless you ship your unit (along with your PCM and your key) to a small outfit on the West Coast to have them re-code it.

Keys are selling for $900. Used headlights are selling for $350. Windshield glass is becoming an expensive rarity. The next rock chip can spell certain doom. You can see where this is going for ownership of these cars. 

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Yes, the platform and running gear is all SLK320, but the body and interior have divorced parents that are estranged. There is very limited aftermarket support for this car and near zero dealership support/knowledge of them. With that said, values are slightly climbing and I’ve seen cars in worse shape than mine selling for $5,000.

This may be the last two-seater, manual transmission Chrysler, ever.

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2002 Jaguar XK8

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This is a weird one. The below pictures show what it looked like when I found it on Wilmington Craigslist for $300. Also, see my girlfriend’s facial expression regarding her thoughts on the matter.

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“No wheels, didn’t run, cheap price” was the description. I got the guy down to $290, bought a junkyard set of wheels and tires and towed it home. 

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That’s when the “Jaguar ownership” side of the car started showing. “Valet Mode” was on and the car only came with a Valet Key. Valet Mode only allows the Valet Key to unlock the driver’s door and turn the ignition. The battery was dead and is located in the non-accessible-with-a-valet-key trunk.

Master Keys for the car are $1,200 at a dealership and the “tibbe” key type is not supported by most local locksmiths. That’s just one example of how seemingly needlessly, ridiculously, expensive parts can be for this car. 

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It took a ton of work to get the engine back to life also (see photo above). But hey, it’s now running, it’s British Racing Green with only 113,000 miles, and the AC works! I reupholstered some of the interior too.

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Okay, honestly that’s about all the good there is here. It also leaks coolant, leaks oil, both seats are electronically fried in place (and require drilling to get the motors and seat frames out), the dash blower motor is shot which requires the entire dash to be removed, the top doesn’t work, there’s no radio, the headlights are leaking, the trunk is leaking, the rear shock bushings are completely gone, the paint is peeling…

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I don’t want to give up on this thing after all the work I’ve done to it, but I feel like I could wrench on this car the rest of my life and still never get it right.

1994 Trans Am GT

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It’s green, it has T-Tops, and yes it’s an automatic, but who cares. I bought it with a blown motor and threw a junkyard LT1 in it. Not an easy task, as it must go in from the bottom.

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That motor turned out to be bad, so I had to throw a third engine in it. Interestingly enough, junkyard LT1s aren’t as easy to find as you think these days. I also deleted the rear Batmobile-type spoiler (way too flashy for my tastes).

I’ve lusted after this exact car in this exact color since I was a teenager, so it’s a bit of an early-years bucket list item, regardless of how many times GM’s cheapassery of that era boils my blood.

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1994 Chrysler LeBaron Convertible

Dude. It’s gnarly. It’s rad-era teal and it’s a convertible.

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I picked this one up for $200 in rough shape. It had rained in the car for years, so I replaced the busted, swampy interior and tuned up the suspension and drivetrain (plugs, wires, O2 sensor, tie rods, trans fluid/filter, etc.)

It’s now weeping coolant from the water pump and she smokes badly from worm valve stem seals, which is endemic to these Mitsu 3.0-liter engines. The top leaked and the radio had been recently stolen. It was a $20 junkyard unit. And no, I don’t understand meth-head logic either.

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It’s currently under the knife getting a remanufactured rack & pinion since the OEM unit just started leaking all over my driveway recently. Interestingly enough, body parts are getting harder to find on these as they’re starting to disappear from this earth.

Example: the front turn lenses in the 1990+ models are just about unobtanium in non-cracked condition. They were made from cheap plastic that cracked in the sun. You can see this in the below picture.

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I think I have one of only two in Wilmington.

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1997 Dodge Ram

I love it, but I rarely use it. And I’ll be candid here and say it’s the one I’m leaning toward parting with the most. 

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I bought it for $600 with a blown trans and a cracked dash. Both were fixed and now it mostly sits in my driveway. It was super useful hauling engines for the Trans Am last summer, but as David showed us this week, renting a new-ish one from U-Haul is only $20.

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This is a tough one because it’s one of the more utilitarian, valuable and useful vehicles I have and I feel like it’s a big pile of money sitting on 4 wheels in my driveway. I love it, but it’s not passionate love. More of a friends-with-benefits type of deal.

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2004 Dodge Durango SLT

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David loves the design of this truck, especially the headlights. Bought it for $400 with 225,000 miles on it and it has been a trusty tow vehicle for the fleet for the past six years. I used it to grab both my current Trans Am and previous Firebird Formula (both from  Virginia) and tow them each back at 75 mph down I-95 with the AC on without breaking a sweat.

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I replaced the usual wear items (rotors, compressor, fan clutch) but it’s been remarkably solid for a truck that was on its way to the crusher when I got it (for the bad compressor and high miles).

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She’s up to 245,000 miles now and has never let me down once in six years. This one’s a keeper.

2013 Chrysler 300S

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This car was gifted to me by The World’s Coolest Uncle, Jim Toukatly. He bought himself a new Model X and decided to gift me his old 300 as long as it “stays in the family.”

His father, my grandfather, insured Utica Chrysler Plymouth after the war, so everyone in my family drove Mopar starting in the ’60s since that company helped put food on the table. This is the background of my Mopar leanings. 

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This car will be given to my 7-year-old old nephew in nine years, so it’s going to stay. Plus, Mark Tucker also ended up with a badass 300 recently, so it’s pretty cool that 2 writers here have slightly different flavors of the same car. A future comparo write-up of his Varvatos V8 and my 300C V6 is upcoming if David approves/allows/is in a good mood that day.

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Plus, it’s brown!

1993 Chrysler New Yorker “Salon”

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Velour, grandma’s couch/living room on wheels, fake gold, fake chrome, fake wood… what’s there not to like?! I rescued this car from a back alley in a bad part of town for $500 last summer and brought it back to life after it was facing certain death-by-crusher.

I’m really glad that I did, as I get more compliments on this car than any other. Especially from younger Millennials and Gens Y & Z / These Kids Today With Their Devil Worshiping Rock & Roll Music. I think it’s weird too. 

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The dash is apart now while trying to fix a broken speedometer. If I can’t fix it (the part is unobtanium), I may just use a speedo app on my phone going forward.

This style of car is now extinct. I have one of the remaining examples.

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2003 Dodge Stratus Coupe SXT

I bought this one in 2015 for $225 from a woman in Nashville, TN. Her daughter had just been in a front-end collision and had broken the radiator, but continued driving until the head gasket blew and the head warped. I filled it with water, limped it home and repaired it in my then-apartment parking lot. I also popped some sweet-ass hood pins in the mangled hood to keep it down. 

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I wrote my second piece ever here at The Autopian on this car; you can check it out here. It was the sophomore effort that kept me from becoming a one-hit wonder here, and I’m wicked glad it went over as well as it did with y’all.

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The car was originally from Kentucky and has some nasty rust on the rockers and left quarter that serve as a badge of honor here in rust-free Coastal Carolina. I put a leather interior in it from a junked Sebring Coupe (see mismatched dash color), and that’s about it. It’s currently my daily. Under $1k invested has yielded eight years (!) of faithful service from this great little Mitsubishi-made machine. 

1995 Buick Park Avenue Ultra, supercharged

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You may have read about this recent purchase here, as it was brought about to smite that fancy-pants Publisher, Matthew B. Hardigree, and his new BMW. Yes, I know it looks like Shrek has been using it as a hovel in his post-fame years and that it also doesn’t do things like move under its own power or smell very nice. It’s also a health hazard, as it’s filled with mold and is also carrying a tank of bad corn-gas and what also seems to be a bad starter.

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Okay, when I write it all out like that, it seems pretty much like a shoo-in for the one to get rid of out of everything listed here, but you would be underestimating my intense desire to win this upcoming pseudo-gauntlet I threw down at Matt and his BMW. Plus who doesn’t love a supercharged, green car that is the moldiest, grossest underdog on the planet?

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A rebuild series (similar to David’s project Cactus) is envisioned here because writing about this type of car and scenario is so much more fun than writing about one on the opposite end of the spectrum, which would be: “I bought a tan ‘98 Camry with tan interior. There was nothing wrong with it so I put gas in it and drove it. Meh. The End.”

See what I mean?

2004 Chrysler Sebring Convertible

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This is my 12th Sebring and also my most recent purchase. The last ICE drophead Grand Tourer from America’s #3 automaker, ever. They’re dirt cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, very pretty and a very bold choice in my book. 

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This one was $600 and just needs a new battery and a trans service (ATF+4 only). Find another better, running $600 convertible. Go ahead, I’ll wait. 

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Yes, I know that my fervent defense of the Sebring Convertible places me in the minority around here, but I will stand firm on my beliefs and what I hold to be an open mind to all cars. Always see the best that there is to see. Always focus on positivity. Focus your Center. Balance your chi.

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Now exhale slowly and say it with me: Seeeeebring. 

Time To Choose

Choices

I know I may have a problem with owning too many cars, but hey, at least I’m passionate about something, right? Even if that something is a quiver of shitboxes. Also, have you counted up Mercedes’ fleet?

There’s also a sweet-ass Nitro R/T for $800 that I have been making moves upon that may also appear in my driveway in a couple of weeks. Who doesn’t love a Nitro? Oh, wait, what’s that? Most of car culture? Hogwash. Those trucks are gorgeous. How am I one of the few and the proud that think so? 

Regardless, the herd must be reduced. Let’s hear which you would choose in the comments below, as I could use help from a rad and informed readership.

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We don’t have a “thumbs down” button yet, but it’ll definitely be -1pt from me for anyone that responds with something along the lines of “they all suck!” The factory warranty expired long ago on most of them and they are still alive due to the love and care of passionate owners like The Collective We.

Thanks for your help, my Autopian friends! 

All photos by Stephen Walter Gossin

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Bjorne Tobey Wilde
Bjorne Tobey Wilde
1 year ago

Keep the Stealth, it’s cool!

I think I’d recommend the Ram and the Crossfire. The Crossfire is just going to become more and more of a pain to repair. The Ram you can replace easily enough in the future if you find a need for a truck.

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson
1 year ago

Keep the stealth and 300 and move on from rest. I’d keep the Ram pickup too because it’s always nice to have a pickup when you need it.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
1 year ago

Speaking sadly as the very happy owner of an ’88 Jag XJ6 I think the XK is too far gone and simply not worth the money/effort.
The EPA Superfund Buick is an obvious candidate for disposal (and I used exactly the word I intended), but I understand you may be needing that for content purposes on the site. Nonetheless, I wouldn’t touch that thing with a ten-foot pole. You could create a monster from a $1500 version of that car but the current starting point is IMO too far gone.
I believe you might be able to get some profits out of the Crossfire and the Stealth if you’re looking for money to finance current projects.
It really feels like you’re leaning toward the Ram as something you don’t seem to love and could sell. If that’s really how you feel it’s a candidate for sale but that’s a nice looking truck and I could see you getting a lot of use out of it.

I’ve had countless 300s as rentals and I know I’m supposed to hate on it but I’ve always liked them. I also think the New Yorker Salon has an amazing interior, so an irrational thumbs up from me on keeping that around and fixing it up for Radwood.

Angular Banjoes
Angular Banjoes
1 year ago

Keep the 300, and get rid of the rest. Lots of garbage there.

ColoradoFX4
ColoradoFX4
1 year ago

Ditch the Buick, Jag, Ram or Durango, LeBaron, and Sebring, keep the rest.

TXJeepGuy
TXJeepGuy
1 year ago

I kinda want to buy the Stealth

Matthew Lange
Matthew Lange
1 year ago

I’m looking at this from the point of view as to which one I would most likely buy should be the one to sell and (I can’t believe I’m saying this) it has to be the Crossfire. RWD, manual sportscar for $5,000ish is probably a win in the current market. Plus one appeared on a You Tube video I was mindlessly watching the other day and my wife glanced up from her duolingo quiz to say that looks nice. The Stealth ticks a few boxes too but I drove one when they were new and it was rather underwhelming then.

I’m a Jag man but that XK looks like too much of a project

Millermatic
Millermatic
1 year ago

Dodge/Chrysler seems, perhaps, a little over represented?

Of those… keep the Crossfire, one of the “trucks,” the Stealth (too bad it’s not the turbo!) and maybe the New Yorker and/or Lebaron for shiggles. Write the names of the rest on pieces of paper and pick one out of a hat.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago

And the ’92 still had the flip-up light covers, right?

Viking Longcar
Viking Longcar
1 year ago

Sell the Crossfire unless you want to make it a parade queen. That’s not wrenching- it’s just waiting on parts.

SaltyOldGuy
SaltyOldGuy
1 year ago

Keep the Stealth and either the Ram or the Durango. Everything else goes. If you can’t get parts or keys, it’s time to make them someone else’s problem.

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
1 year ago

Keep the Stealth, 300, and Trans Am, and dump the rest.

Junkyard engines and possibly even GM crate engines are available 🙂

Duke of Kent
Duke of Kent
1 year ago

Interesting dilemma! Here are my thoughts:

– That Stealth looks way nicer than it has any right to. I always assumed that Maaco paint jobs were shoddy, but it looks like they did a darn good job on this one.

– Take the Jag to Maaco and give it a fresh coat of BRG to make it look at least as nice on the outside as it looks on the inside.

– It sounds like the pickup has some utility for you even though you don’t drive it much. I’d say keep either it or the Durango but not both.

– Do you know for sure that your nephew will appreciate the 300? Is it worth hanging onto for nearly a decade simply for sentimentality? Of course, if you use it regularly and enjoy it yourself, you should probably hang onto it, but it seems like an albatross just to try to “keep it in the family” otherwise.

– I like the squinty eyes and teal color of the LeBaron but not enough to own one in that condition.

– The Trans Am is being towed in every picture (except for the one where the engine is taken out), which doesn’t exactly inspire confidence.

– What’s that Sebring’s ragtop made out of? Suede? Milk chocolate? Something’s not right there.

– The Stratus makes me uncomfortable, but the fact that you daily-drive it is encouraging.

– I feel like I caught MRSA just by reading the first article about that bog-dwelling Buick. I don’t even want to think about the health hazards you might expose yourself to by attempting to restore it. Get rid of it before it gets rid of you.

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago
Reply to  Duke of Kent

I’m not even sure if the $250 job gets you plastic shopping bags. Sometimes it seems like they have a guy shoot the car in the parking lot next to a construction site. lol

Neil Borucki
Neil Borucki
1 year ago

Do a hard reset.

Keep the 300 because the rest are dumpster fires.

Dave
Dave
1 year ago

Keep: Durango, Trans Am, 300S, maybe the Buick Park Ave if the challenge series is to actually materialize.
Go: Any or all of the rest.

That said, an argument can be made for keeping the RAM if you regularly use it to haul car parts you don’t want inside the Durango. No reasonable argument can be made to keep a Jag in that bad a shape, as you would definitely have to wrench on it for the rest of your life.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
1 year ago

I’m going to be totally heartless. Keep the Stealth and the 300. Everything else could go since I’m sure replacements will ease the pain. I’m surprised you don’t feel the love for the Dodge Pickup but I get it. Dear Ram, it’s not you, it’s me. I’ll be surprised if one of your workmates doesn’t make an offer on the Ram.

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

I would take that Ram in a heartbeat.

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
1 year ago

Stephen, Are you, by chance, a distant relative of DT? ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

CSRoad
CSRoad
1 year ago

The Park Ave. is a keeper now, you did that to yourself for the sake of journalism.
You have to channel some Ferengi doctrine.
Figure cost vs. profit and ease of selling then use that to create the space.
No sentiment involved.

Vic Vinegar
Vic Vinegar
1 year ago

Daily Driver: New Yorker, 300S. Sell: Stratus, Park Ave. New Yorker is interesting, probably comfortable. That Park Ave is just…a lot to do.

Convertible: Sebring. I’d say Lebaron, since it is far more interesting than a Sebring, and it probably shares parts with the New Yorker, but your notes on impossible to find parts isn’t good.

Sports Car: Trans Am. More fun than the Stealth. Don’t need to live in fear like the Crossfire. Sell both of those.

Tow/Hauling: You say you don’t need the bed of the Ram, so I guess stick with the Durango. Ram will get more money anyway.

Greg
Greg
1 year ago

If Dave Tracy did meth instead of rust. JFC at this collection.

Dave Edgar
Dave Edgar
1 year ago
Reply to  Greg

Roflmao!

Noodles Gargamel
Noodles Gargamel
1 year ago

The most deserving of these shitboxes is easily the Buick. Dump it in the middle of a large carpark and set it on fire.

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
1 year ago

Absolutely. I love the heroic wrenching stories on this site, and I KNOW they’re total catnip for readers, bit that Buick is FIRMLY in the “Holy crap, you actually paid money for THAT?!?”

Send it to the junkyard and let it rest.

Strangek
Strangek
1 year ago

I’d ditch that terrible Jag and, I guess, the truck if you’re not using it. I’d rather see you find excuses to drive that cool truck, but if it’s just sitting there, make two spots in the driveway.

Strangek
Strangek
1 year ago
Reply to  Strangek

Oh, I forgot. The Nitro is indeed stupid and terrible. But my wife thinks they are cool, so you’re not alone!

JDE
JDE
1 year ago

Mna I would fully vote to get rid of 50% of these, but who would buy them? Most are literally considered the worst versions of whatever they were at the time.

i do like the 300, the stealth and the Park avenue though, and I suppose if the 97 ram got an upgraded trans with adequate OD fluid ports so it does not grenade again in 20K miles, I would always keep around a parts or complete car hauler type truck handy.

Scorp Mcgorp
Scorp Mcgorp
1 year ago

Jag, Truck, and Lebaron should go for sure. beyond that, the New Yorker probably isn’t worth much, if you are only keeping it for the couch seat interior, you might be able to swap it for an actual couch for indoors!

That Buick would need a truly stripped down sanitization for the interior, and the undercarriage hasn’t been shown in any images i can see. i say give it a whirl and then sell it for scrap or whatever you can get out of it after the online content mine has run bare.

Widgetsltd
Widgetsltd
1 year ago

Does it spark joy? You’ve already said that the Ram does not, so it should go to free up space and cash. Also, the Jag is a disaster. Nobody can/should fix everything that is wrong with that one. I should know – I used to work for Jaguar Land Rover. Sell it to somebody who needs a good running 4.0L V8 for their broken XK or XJ.

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