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I’m Still A Changli Man, It Seems: Cold Start

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After yesterday’s story lamenting the swollen battery issues I’m having with my Changli, the cheapest new car in the world, just for the hell of it I thought I’d see what Changli prices were like now, and what sort of new models were available. I saw that prices had gone up a bit, but they’re still dirt cheap, and, more importantly, I saw they’re still using pictures of me and my Changli on their Alibaba ordering pages. I’m amused to be the unpaid and seemingly official (?) American face of Changli, even with my current bloated battery woes.

Look at all the screengrabs they’re using from my videos! I love it. Also, I’m pretty sure they thought David and I were a couple at one point. Whatever helps them sell cars! Fine by me.

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As you can see, the Changli lineup is pretty vast, and these seem to be just their four-wheeler options; there’s lots of three-wheel ones, too. It looks like mine, the Freeman, has gone up in price to $1,450, but a new $1,291 model is available too with different bodywork and, it seems, lacking the opening rear door. There’s also trucks and even full-sized, real-seeming cars, too, for about $20 grand. I’m really curious about those $10,000 options, too.

I need to get out to the Changli factory and really see what they’ve got going on. This is all just too fascinating.

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C N
C N
1 year ago

Perhaps Paul Weller’s “Changing Man” as a music alternative?

Zach Gilbert
Zach Gilbert
1 year ago

Oh you just know that if you visit the Changli factories there are cardboard cutouts of Jason everywhere, and repurposed WWJD bracelets/attire everywhere.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
1 year ago

Haven’t you always a Changli man? 😀

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

Ha, I even saw Donut had a copycat-ish video of “cheapest pickup in the world!” or something with another Changli. (Didn’t have time to watch, just saw it in my YouTube suggestions.)

You’ve started something, I guess. You’ve got imitators now.

Eggsalad
Eggsalad
1 year ago

If I owned a non-functional car that I couldn’t be arsed to fix for almost a year, I might question why I owned that car at all.

Phuzz
Phuzz
1 year ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

But if you could write wildly popular articles about it, the value proposition changes a bit.

Eggsalad
Eggsalad
1 year ago
Reply to  Phuzz

Oh. Fair point.

Ben
Ben
1 year ago

I want that single cab pickup one so much. I wonder if I could justify it as a way to haul tools and building supplies around our mountain bike trails…

Curtis Loew
Curtis Loew
1 year ago

Yes, go to China and tour the factory. It would make a great story.

Toyec
Toyec
1 year ago
Reply to  Curtis Loew
Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
1 year ago

Hmm, if you could work out a VIP tour of the Changli factory, maybe you could combine it with a trip to also check out those wacky rear engine three wheelers Fulu builds – they’re in Shandong, that’s just the next province up, practically neighbors

Scott Bayus
Scott Bayus
1 year ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

Make the factory tour the next level of Autopian membership.

Soso Tsundere
Soso Tsundere
1 year ago

It’s a better than average golf cart at a fair price, with a good spokesman!

I’d actually be really interested in an article series on the manufacturer. Chinese cars tend to be a black void of anonymity that randomly announce reasonable looking cars at low prices that we’ll never see or knock off looking cars at suspicious prices that can’t be really in production. Would be nice to see the people behind the scenes building these things!

Gee See
Gee See
1 year ago
Reply to  Soso Tsundere

I think some of the business practices are part of the secret sauce, better leave them, well, secret. In my town, a few Chinese owners of competing sushi businesses got into gun play, because one accused his former apprentices of stealing his bussiness secrets aka methods to eek out the thinnest of profits while keeping prices ridiculously low. Sometimes you don’t really need a deep dive, but to keep a bit of mystique and not the Mercury kind.

Last edited 1 year ago by Gee See
Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
1 year ago

I need to get out to the Changli factory and really see what they’ve got going on”

Yes, yes, and yes! I am sure Tycho can help you out, but Changli already loves you so that probably won’t even be necessary.

Duke of Kent
Duke of Kent
1 year ago

I love everything about the Changli!

I love its styling. I love its affordability. I love its practicality. I love its “Fashion” decal. I love the story of how you imported it. I love the tests you’ve put it through and the way it excelled far better than a vehicle at its price point could be expected to perform. I love the way the company shamelessly rips off your photos and video stills and uses them in their advertising.

Most of all, I love how happy it makes you. I can feel the joy while reading your writeups about it. I hope that the battery replacement is a relatively quick and easy fix because I really want you to get back behind the wheel again soon.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

I believe they thought you and David might be a couple, but a couple of what?

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
1 year ago

Please, oh please, take it to CarMax for an appraisal. Put on your best wide-eyed innocent face and ask them if they have a Yugo.

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago

To really fly the flag as the Hollywood half of Chang-Li’s power couple, David should trade in his i3 for one of those options at the $10k price point.

Parsko
Parsko
1 year ago

Batteries for cars are about $120-$300. So, let’s suggest $200 a piece for the size you have. That’s $1000 for replacement. You’re not buying the Lithium one for $800 why?????

Ecsta C3PO
Ecsta C3PO
1 year ago
Reply to  Parsko

He’s looking at some NiCad replacements

Parsko
Parsko
1 year ago
Reply to  Ecsta C3PO

Excellent, thanks! I wonder how difficult a motor swap would be too? I’m assuming alibaba has some cheap upgrades.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
1 year ago

Maybe while you’re at the factory grab a couple of new batteries?

CatMan
CatMan
1 year ago

Uh-Oh looks like the Freeman now has a minimum order qty of 2. One for each of the Happy Couple in the ads I guess

Grey alien in a beige sedan
Grey alien in a beige sedan
1 year ago

If Jason ever gets the ChangLi running again, he needs to re-skin it with Chun Li graphics… you know, the the character from the Street Fighter series.

Ben
Ben
1 year ago

This is Jason, not David. He’ll get the pop culture reference. 🙂

RataTejas
RataTejas
1 year ago

The Chang-Li “Torch” is now a minimum order of 2 though. So it’s the cheapest, but you have to have one, and a spare.

OnlyFlans
OnlyFlans
1 year ago

Imma jump all over that one that’s a “hot sale in Unite States”

Drew
Drew
1 year ago
Reply to  OnlyFlans

Unite and Canada Sates! That sounds like it’s in the ballpark of where I live!

Drew
Drew
1 year ago
Reply to  Drew

[Insert “approximate knowledge of many things” from Adventure Time here.]

Rusty S Trusty
Rusty S Trusty
1 year ago

David and Jason in a Changli K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Data
Data
1 year ago
Reply to  Rusty S Trusty

David and Jason in a Changli W-R-E-N-C-H-I-N-G
Or in an ambulance after the batteries explode and they’re not wearing PPE.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  Data

David and Jason and Otto 24 hours in a Chang-li

Turkina
Turkina
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

Oh dear. I do not like where this is going.

Manwich Sandwich
Manwich Sandwich
1 year ago
Reply to  Turkina

Oh dear. I do not like where this is going.”

Cannibalism. Do you think it’s going toward cannibalism?

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
1 year ago

I like that 1635-1650 version… It strikes the appropriate balance between stylish and ridiculous.

IRegertNothing, Esq.
IRegertNothing, Esq.
1 year ago

“These American lovers go everywhere together in their Chang Li”.

Gee See
Gee See
1 year ago

Especially Virginia?

Drew
Drew
1 year ago

Also, I’m pretty sure they thought David and I were a couple at one point.

Haven’t we all?

10001010
10001010
1 year ago
Reply to  Drew

They’re not?

Drew
Drew
1 year ago
Reply to  10001010

I believe they dated for a bit, but Jason’s wife didn’t really like finding spaghetti in the shower drain, and Jason chose the mother of his child over his soulmate. It was pretty sad, actually.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
1 year ago
Reply to  Drew

There’s a Hallmark movie in the works starring David Spade and Johnny Galecki. Working title is Sparky & Rusty.

Drew
Drew
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

JASON [sobbing]: David, you’ll never survive without your shower spaghetti, but you’ll survive without me. Go, you rusty angel, and live the life you deserve.

The pair embrace. Zoom to a flake of rust carried by David’s tears.

Fade to black.

Last edited 1 year ago by Drew
Hiram McDaniel
Hiram McDaniel
1 year ago

Now I have that song as an earworm with an odd sounding Neil Young “Changli” stuck in there like a really bad late night TV bleep of a profanity.

FuzzyPlushroom
FuzzyPlushroom
1 year ago
Reply to  Hiram McDaniel

For me it’s Dolly Parton. “Changli, Changli, Changli, Changliiiiiiiiii… I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t take my man…”

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