Every year Merriam Webster’s dictionary adds new words to its ever-growing list; over 400 new entries made it into this every-present tome for 2023. This year Merriam Webster has added a wide variety of words and phrases, including some of the expected slang that my elementary school-age kids use all the time:
bussin’ adjective : extremely good : excellent; especially : delicious, tasty
mid adjective, informal : neither very good nor very bad : so-so, meh
Oddly enough, they’ve added words that I assumed were already in there:
halfsies noun “halves; two equal shares or parts”
Really? Just putting that one on now? Other “new words” seem like they have the wrong definition, at least to me:
jag noun Scottish term for “a hypodermic injection, esp. a vaccination”
That’s great, but if you’re in Pittsburgh a “Jag” is short for another slang term referring to an undesirable individual. For example:“Jeet yet? Yinz aren’t takin’ dat Jag-ahf to ‘Slibberty wif us fer jumbo and watch da Stillers n’at”.
It would seem that those working at dictionary publishers have no family in Pennsylvania like me.
Wait, has the word “frunk” entered the dictionary yet? It should.
Get The Frunk Out
With the proliferation of EVs out there, “frunk” will likely soon go from a sort-of-joke term to something as commonly used as Kleenex (or hoovering with our UK friends). A front luggage compartment was something once only seen on rear-engined cars that have now evaporated. In the U.S. a “frunk” was primarily a feature in rear-enginged Volkswagen products ending with the ill-fated Type 4. The 411/412 had a cavernous space, forcing the car to come from the factory with a Carolina Squat from front springs pumped up to handle all the crap you could stash in there.
Today, with most electric cars and SUVs still being the typical two- or three-box configuration, that leaves most of the old engine compartment available as free space. Arguably the King Of Frunks is present on a truck: the Ford F-150 Lightning electric truck. Here’s an engine compartment large enough for the biggest cast iron blocks Detroit can build, now totally empty. Ford says it can hold 14.1 cubic feet and 400 pounds worth of cargo, which is not exactly Crown Vic trunk capacity, but as enclosed cargo space other trucks don’t have, it’s a lot.
Jag-off is the Western PA version of “Bless your heart” in the south.
As someone who lived in Pittsburgh for 2.5 years, I can confirm thats spot on. Don’t forget the Pittsburgh Left.
The VW Type IV wagon was, in my objectively unimportant but vastly under appreciated opinion, one of the best designed cars from a utility perspective ever. It’s the exact sort of car that really gets me excited. Masterpiece of packaging.
Parents bought one new when we were stationed in Germany. My cousin and I rode in the cargo area, four adults in the real seats, my brother on someone’s lap, frunk full of bags and a crib on the roof. Now we’d say a long wheelbase Expedition would be needed for such a job.
Wagons really need to make a comeback… I DD a 5er wagon. It would be perfect if only it had the 2 seats in the wayback. The same load would have required bags in laps or floors, but it’d have all the modern safety, emissions, and efficiency goodies while also being a very nice space to be in (though cramped in that situation) and moving quickly when the opportunity arises.
I would like to point out, that while dialects between easter PA and western PA vary greatly, “Yeet yet/ Jeet Yet?” is a universal unofficial state slogan. From the coal mining and steel family Yinzers to the blue collar Hoagie Mouths all across the state, “yeet yet” is a familiar greeting showing the true hospitality of the state residents.
I have yet to get super creative with our Lightning’s frunk, but it is always amusing to see the reactions of other shoppers when I throw a weeks worth of groceries into what looks like the engine compartment
When I get my son from soccer practice I toss his dirty stuff in the frunk (funky frunk?) of my Model 3. I usually have someone ask if I have engine trouble when they see the hood(?) up.
This happened to me just this past weekend. There needs to be some sort of universal signal that a frunk is open but there is no engine trouble. Like a green light on top of the open frunk lid? A giant thumbs-up flag? A Simpsons-like, ear-splitting Everything’s OK alarm?
Ah, another clue on the Bishop’s identity. Penna raised! “Jeet yet? Yinz aren’t takin’ dat Jag-ahf to ‘Slibberty wif us fer jumbo and watch da Stillers n’at”. Is Picksburg gold!
Lol. You have to love regional slang. I need a translation just to understand it. Now Cowboy, I understand, though one of my ex girlfriends hated it. Made her feel left out of the conversation
actually most of them are from the PA Dutch/ Harrisburg area. What fer dinner ya got? Lebanon bologna?
Ummm Lebanon bologna! A sinful treat.
as long as it’s not the sweet crap! What about chip chopped Islay ham?
Sweet Lebanon is gross.
Never tried Islay’s, but I’ve got a couple of pounds of chopped ham from the local butcher in the freezer to make hamloaf.
I love the toolbox! Now, if it had some doors that flipped out to protect the headlights from scratches and such it really would make an amazing work platform.
Also, what an ideal place for a sliding compound miter saw or like. Just slide it out and you’re ready. I’d prefer that over having something on the tailgate.
Love the mobility scooter storage, but I’d need a Silverado-themed scooter to stash in the frunk.
Back in the day weren’t only a few words added yearly, 400 words?!?! Sounds like a scam to sell books. I am boycotting Merriam Webster until Kwyjibo is added.
But what would it mean if a girl had “Junk in Her Frunk”? That needs to be determined before Frunk makes it into the dictionary…
Needs a station wagon style tailgate that could either flip down for seat/platform, or swing off to the side.
That way your noggin won’t hit the lip on the Frunk Lid
Non-frunk question. Do the covers of the 120V outlets in the bed lock? Or can anyone just plug into your truck when parked?
If it’s like the Propower on the F-150 hybrid (and I’m betting it is) the plugs have to be explicitly enabled. It’s not always on.
Indeed, on a Lightning you have to enable the outlets from the touchscreen.
An idea I had for the Frunk is to replace the frunk lid with one made of lexan to see how drastically the visibility would improve. Of course you could remove the frunk lid for the same visibility improvement but the Lexan would minimize the aerodynamic penalties.
It seems like the perfect opportunity to get your average F-150 driver to realize just how much visibility you lose with a massive hood/frunk.
Cabover/Cabforward has been and continues to be the best layout for automobiles.
Return of the IH Sightliner
My first thought about the Lightning frunk is a bank of battery chargers for an all electric mowing business. Have 4 sets of batteries. One set is in active use. One set is cooling from the previous job. The last two are charging.
Assuming a two man crew with basic equipment (self propelled mowers, trimmers and leaf blowers), they could quietly knock out 5-8 yards a day.
From what I understand, they’re considering a ban on gas equipment in California in a few short years so lawn crews will need something.
Yep. Gas-powered leaf blowers were banned by my city a few years ago, and there have been rumblings of a broader statewide ban on all gas-powered lawn tools.
Edit: Oops, this already happened. Sales of new gas-powered lawn equipment are banned as of start of this year. Use of existing equipment remains allowed, and stores are allowed to sell out their existing inventory.
I know of a guy with an all EGO 56V lawn business. He has solar panels on his trailer to keep the batteries charged while he is working a job and driving. I think the breakeven payoff would be far away, but perhaps there are tax credits or places that pay a premium for electric lawn care.
All of these ideas are quite entertaining; however, the most obvious use for the Lightning frunk is to transport the bodies of the unsuspecting pedestrians these beasts sneak up on ( and over) in crosswalks. You could probably jam in five or six, maybe as many as a dozen if you happen to plow through an elementary school crossing.
Hmmm. Just make the lower, vertical part of the frunk hinged and spring-loaded. Then the trucks can just swallow pedestrians whole, and you don’t have to stop to clean up the mess!
My first thought as a redneck adjacent southerner was that someone is going to fill one of these with water. Googling it turned up a delightful f150 forum thread started by a hero wanting to know why Ford put a drain in the frunk but failed to give him a plug.
I’ve seen it used for a pet bath
Hot tub!
holy crap, 14.1 ft3 is 105 gallons, or roughly 800Lb of water, 700Lb of gas…
The frunks’ floor panel is removable, with a storage bin below. But, that bin has a drain hole, with the idea that you fill it with ice and you’ve got yourself a tailgate cooler with a drain. Someone needs to make an aftermarket plug so you could just fill it with Long Island Iced Tea or something
Its not insulated, right? That does not make for much of a cooler. I figured the drain was in the event something leaked you did not get liquid sloshing around in there and ruining the electronics.
I don’t think it’s insulated. My best guess is that the idea is not for long-term cold storage. More for dumping a bunch of ice into at a tailgate party and keeping drinks cool for a few hours. Honestly, it’s a novelty like so many other features in vehicles