The Lockheed Martin F-35B Lightning II multipurpose fighter jet is one of the biggest military tech gambles in recent history. A next-generation aircraft with vertical takeoff capabilities, it’s the sort of equipment you’d expect to be kept closely-guarded to keep the free world safe. Well, if you thought you were having a bad day, you should probably see this: Joint Base Charleston (which is home to the Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, Army, and Coast Guard) claims it’s misplaced an F-35B Lightning II somewhere over the Carolinas after an unfortunate ejection incident.
According to an NBC News report, this episode of Dude, Where’s My Fighter Jet was caused by the pilot ejecting while the jet was still on autopilot. On the plus side, according to Joint Base Charleston’s Facebook page, “The pilot ejected safely and was transferred to a local medical center in stable condition.” Remember, even though an F-35B costs in the neighborhood of $80 million, it’s replaceable while human lives aren’t. As for why the pilot ejected, Joint Base Charleston claims a “mishap,” but a detailed cause isn’t available yet.
As it stands, the jet remains at large, but don’t be alarmed — that puppy should’ve definitely come down by now. The Washington Post reports that “the search is being concentrated near Lake Moultrie, a murky body of water that is 75 feet deep at its deepest point and 14 miles across at its widest.” Roughly 50 miles by car from Charleston, S.C., Lake Moultrie is one of the largest lakes in South Carolina, so it should certainly be large enough to hide a mechanical bird.
This isn’t the first F-35 to temporarily disappear, as in 2022, a pilot in an F-35C bounced off the deck of the USS Carl Vinson and ended up in the South China Sea. Mercifully, nobody died in this incident, although according to the United States Naval Institute, it took more than a month to find and recover the wreckage from the blue depths.
Thankfully, we shouldn’t see a repeat of the Douglas C-54D disappearance in 1950, partly because South Carolina is substantially more populated than the Yukon and partly thanks to modern technology. With vehicle tracking and satellite guidance, the military should know roughly where the F-35B Lightning II should’ve gone down, so they aren’t completely guessing with the search. Mind you, there is some level of approximation involved here — the Washington Post reports that the F-35B Lightning II jet’s transponder wasn’t working at the time of the incident.
If you live roughly in the vicinity of Charleston, S.C. and happen to have seen an F-35B Lightning II go down in the past, oh, 24 hours or so, you might want to drop the military a line. As Joint Base Charleston wrote in a Facebook post, If you have any information that would assist the recovery teams, please call the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing Public Affairs Office at 252-466-3827.” In the meantime, does anyone want to go fishing? I bet one of those Pratt & Whitney turbofan engine would really perk up the performance of Jason’s Changli.
(Photo credits: Lockheed Martin)
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There gonna be some serious competition at the next local tractor pull, or lawnmower drag races, or mud bog . . .
Latest TikTok sensation. How to hijack an F35 with a USB stick.
I guess they group responsible would be the Fly Boyz?
I would extent the search area a bit, planes can fly a long way without pilot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Belgium_MiG-23_crash
I can’t believe they don’t put Air Tags on those things.
Local to the incident. The pilot landed almost at Joint Base Charleston (which is also the public airport), literally across the road. The Marine Air Wing is actually from Beaufort, a bit down the coast. the F35 is probably the loudest airplane I’ve ever heard flying overhead. Way more than the V-22, and makes the regular C-17 flights seem quiet.
Depends on altitude, but yeah. I worked at an F-35 training base and they are at least 2x louder than an F-16. They even give the old C5 engines a run for their money.
Can confirm. Used to live under F-22 and C-17 approach paths. Now V-22s inexplicable fly over my downtown office regularly. Once was on flight line when a visiting F-35 took off. Wow.
Ironically the stealth of the F-35 has lead to sound based detection which is straight out of WWI. Hearing that it’s much louder than other aircraft makes this even worse.
Sound detection systems would probably be vulnerable to noise making spoofing drones though.
I think I’ve seen this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5W4MiBuEnY
“the F35 is probably the loudest airplane I’ve ever heard flying overhead.”
So much for stealth…
There is a listing on Marketplace for a “Mitsubishi F35” for sale in SC so maybe they should send that person a message…
Somewhere Dog the Bounty Hunter is getting a lay of the land. Ultimate fugitive tracking challenge excepted.
“Uh Hello! Is this the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing?”
—“Yes Ma’am”
“Well, gracious me, I think I found your toy plane in my backyard. Benji heard a ferocious crash, ran out barking and chewed then peed on a tire.
I’d sure appreciate it if you kindly come here right now and remove this eyesore. I’ve got the ladies coming over at 7:00 tonight for card party.”
—“Yes, Ma’am. My apologies”
You know, I bet a Marine would reply exactly like that too. They know not to mess with a Southern Lady.
Magnet fishing jackpot!
Pentagon contracted Waymo to program the autopilot, and somebody put a traffic cone on it’s nose before takeoff. Pilot ejected when the computer BSOD’d, utilizing the only non-‘drive by wire’ feature in the aircraft.
It would have amused me more if the computer got a Guru meditation error.
“These things wouldn’t happen if you had my Autopilot. Drop me a text sometime and I can certainly hook you up.”
– Elon
Just be warned, he might shut Autopilot off if you try to use it to attack Russia. But, that shouldn’t really be an issue because the operator should be ready to take control at a moment’s notice and not asleep or playing some pirated 8 bit console game on the HUD.
If it’s in the lake I’m sure he can provide a sub to find it.
Was the pilot maybe around 11yrs old and some sort of data analyzing robot youth lifeform? If so, I might know what happened…
Is there gum on the on-board camera?
First Black Hole and now D.A.R.Y.L. It’s a good day for my childhood memories!
If Starscream made it to the space bridge, he’s got a two-day head start hiding on Cybertron now.
Road hard and put away wet. ND
I’d do an LS swap and get this puppy back on the road!
$89 million aircraft. $29 AirTag. Just saying…
$89 million aircraft.
$29 AirTag.
Knowing where your aircraft is: Priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy; for everything else, there’s Mastercard.
Maritime Law! Finders-keepers! Meet me at some lake in South Carolina, we’re starting the Autopian Air Defense Force.
Ejected while the plane was on autopilot? Interesting.
Plane: “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t let you do that. You are coming with me.”
Dave: “That’s what you think.” Pulls ejection seat handles while plane isn’t paying attention.
The F-35B is the only version of the plane with an automatic ejection system. This is supposed to be because if something goes wrong during a hovering phase of flight, the plane can become uncontrollable in less than 2 seconds, way too fast for a pilot to react and manually eject. No word yet on whether this was a pilot oopsy or if the auto eject system malfunctioned.
That pilot’s underwear surely also encountered an “unfortunate ejection incident.”
Or, option 3… The jet is now sentient and the eject system works just fine.
If this was pilot error, is it a career-ender? What happens the the unlucky bastards that wreck a jet fighter?
“If this was pilot error, is it a career-ender? What happens the the unlucky bastards that wreck a jet fighter?”
They take the golden parachute straight to the CEO corner office.
Dude, Where’s my F-35B?
So it was a YouTube stunt like the guy with prop plane a while back?
So the Air Force can’t even track their own F-35? That there’s some good Stealth!
They need to put out an Amber alert.
Preferably at 2AM, so it wakes everyone up in the middle of the night.
Like not being able to find camouflage gear in stores, know it’s there, you just can’t see it.
Vertical takeoff Changli causes confusion at local drive through.
Homie was flying with his transponder off and ejected for unknown reasons?
Are you saying the jet now belongs to SPECTRE?
Elon owns the Lotus Esprit minisub, right? Has anyone seen him over the past 48 hrs?
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We all knew Russel Casse should not have been given one of these things. It was just a matter of time.
For Sale: F35, slightly used, slightly wet. $30m, we know what we got.
No way…everyone knows the original Lightning is the one you want b/c manual everything!
Ran when ejected.
Never buy a flood plane. Or a flood plain. Neither are worth it at any price.