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This Here Is My Pocket Snacking Lobster: Cold Start

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There’s something about docks and wharves that car brochure artists, especially mid-century ones, found irresistible. The idea of a car parked on a creaky wooden wharf, with waves crashing against it and boats bobbing around a dozen or so feet away must be the sort of thing that really makes people want to buy a new car. And, with all the exposure to the salty air and water and various mists, it’s probably a good ideal for the automaker, too, as they can get those cars rusting away nice and quick, and get those people back to the showroom. I like this 1960 Vauxhall Velox and Cresta brochure especially because of this big cover illustration you see there. Particularly that interaction with grandpa, the lobster, and that little girl.

Cs Snacklobster 2I like it because that lobster is vivid red, the color of a cooked lobster, not the sort you’d find there in those big traps, which would be alive and that grayish-blue color of a healthy, sexy lobster. So, this means grandpa has a full cooked lobster with him. Is that, what, his pocket snack lobster? That he just keeps on him, for when the urge for a mouthful of lobster gets him?

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What’s he telling little Clamatha there? Here, girl, get yourself a taste! Grab an antenna for a nice little crunchy treat! They’re like carrot sticks! Or how about a nice eye stalk? They have a nice salty burst! Go on, dig in! Grandpa has two other snack lobsters in his special waist-harness!

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This brochure has another old staple of the genre: the golf course. The way this image is set up, it seems like someone at the golf club offered these two the use of a golf cart, and instead they just were like, nah, we’ll just use our full-sized Vauxhall Cresta, thanks, and then are just driving it all over the golf course.

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What a magical world. I wonder how many snack lobsters the old dude has in his pants?

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Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

See, I was hoping this was more like Pocket Sand.

POCKET LOBSTER!

{ throws live lobster onto nemesis, runs away }

Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
1 year ago

Are we ignoring the woman (girl’s mother) at the hood, who looks like she’s dry-heaving? Shellfish allergy, perhaps?

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
1 year ago

I’d rather a dude have lobsters in his pants than crabs…

Turn the Page
Turn the Page
1 year ago

As Jason wrote “And, with all the exposure to the salty air and water and various mists, it’s probably a good ideal for the automaker, too, as they can get those cars rusting away nice and quick, and get those people back to the showroom.”

I always enjoyed Richard Guindon’s cartoons in the Detroit Free Press. His work was satirical, and heavily influenced by the automotive world in Detroit and Michigan. Considering that Detroit sits atop a major salt mine, I found one of his cartoons spot-on and funny. Click on the link and scroll down a bit a see the panel titled “Guindon’s Michigan”.

https://www.deansgarage.com/guindons-detroit/

Flyingstitch
Flyingstitch
1 year ago
Reply to  Turn the Page

Never heard of him, now I have to find all of his work. Brilliant.

Thomas Metcalf
Thomas Metcalf
1 year ago

Pocket sand lobster!

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
1 year ago

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
There, grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give it a little squeeze and say: “How do you do?”

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
There, grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give it a little squeeze and say: “How do you do?”

There’s something in my front pocket
There’s something in my front pocket
There’s something in my front pocket

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
There, grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give it a little squeeze and say: “How do you do?”

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
There, grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give it a little squeeze and say: “How do you”

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 year ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Eww! Melted butter!

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
1 year ago

How many in his pants? And if you are concerned about dental health, the antenna are useful as dental floss. And the mystery of the red color is solved. These are lobsters “to go.” Already cooked, and available at the drive thru window.
“sorry but we are out of bibs.”

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
1 year ago

This is hilarious! I want some sexy pocket lobster, preferably from Maine
Also it’s obligatory for me to yell:
ROCK LOBSTER!!!

LTDScott
LTDScott
1 year ago

Not any weirder than shower spaghetti.

Cool Dave
Cool Dave
1 year ago

“I wonder how many snack lobsters the old dude has in his pants?”

Is that some sort of euphemism?

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
1 year ago
Reply to  Cool Dave

That’s what she said?

Church
Church
1 year ago

grayish-blue color of a healthy, sexy lobster

Say what-now?

Ben
Ben
1 year ago
Reply to  Church

What, you’ve never met a crustaceansexual before? 😛

Parsko
Parsko
1 year ago

If this is like any conversation with my mom as a kid, he’d be sayin…

“Put your finger right there.”

Not sure how many times my finger was pretend smashed in a drawer when I was a kid.

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 year ago

And the way they got that quite ordinary midsized car to look so big also, by use of stretched lines, perspective and of course the tiny ad people! 😎
Really gifted illustrator. Except for painting boats. Those actually look horrible.

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Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

Grandpa’s also got a de rigueur ciggy pinched between his index and middle fingers. Should lend a nice smoky character to that lobster.

Bobfish
Bobfish
1 year ago

Sunglasses Woman next to them looks like she’s discovered a crime scene and just delivered a CSI: Miami line. “Looks like this lobster…..was caught red-handed”

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
1 year ago

Grandpa has two other snack lobsters in his special waist-harness!

As was the style at the time

Taco Shackleford
Taco Shackleford
1 year ago

Lobsters are a little to pinchy and pokey for a pocket snack. I prefer the Pocket Dog

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

But it wasn’t a snack

It was a SNACK LOBSTER!!

[Kate Pierson vocalizes]

SNACK LOBSTER!!

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Oooooh-aaaaah oooOOOOOoooh-yeaaaaah

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Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 year ago

Grandpa, thanks for letting me rip it’s legs and claws off.

Austin Vail
Austin Vail
1 year ago

Screw pocket sand, pocket lobster is best self defense strategy!

“Hey girl, come he- no don’t walk away! I’m going to show you self-defense, see? See this lobst- don’t go, he’s not gonna hurt ya, this one’s dead, see? Live ones aren’t red! Anyway the best way to defend yourself is with pocket lobster. Some scary guy comes up to you, BAM lobster time! What you gonna do if someone throw a lobster at ya? How you gonna react? You gonna pause n’ think, dat guy done threw lobter at me! Works every time I tell y- hey don’t walk away! I’m just showin’ ya lobster throwin’ techniques, see? Anyway if you want more lobsters, you seem the type to need more lobsters, I got soo many lobsters see, you can buy some of my extra lobsters for a very good- hey don’t walk away, I’ll give you a good deal! Where ya goin? Hey if ya get caught without lobster when ya need pocket lobster you’ll be sorry!!!”

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 year ago

Jameis Winston as a Grandpa.

Paul... Just Paul
Paul... Just Paul
1 year ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Nope. He would have dropped the lobster by now. Or thrown it well out of the little girl’s reach.

4jim
4jim
1 year ago
W124
W124
1 year ago

In the 50s-60s it was bodies of water, in the 90s it was deserts during sunsets and in 2020s it is empty city at night that are embodiments of good life. At least if we believe what people advertising cars want to tell us.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
1 year ago
Reply to  W124

In 2170 it’ll be the cold, hard, radiation blasted vacuum of the space between the planets because…I dunno because that’s what sells space cars?

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

I’m pretty sure that is already a thing…

https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/starman-spacex.gif

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
1 year ago

Touche’

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 year ago
Reply to  W124

Next it will be full sized pickup trucks fleeing forest fires. Gotta be able cosplay escaping the mallpocolypse!

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
1 year ago

“Hey little girl, wanna see my lobster?”

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
1 year ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

“His name is Larry, yeah Larry the lobster.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 year ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

As in Leisure Suite Larry?

Brandon Forbes
Brandon Forbes
1 year ago

“Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just happy to see me?” Man if I had a dollar for every time I was asked that… I would be just as broke as I am now

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