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Track, Daily, Burn: 2003 Land Rover Freelander vs 1995 Jaguar XJS vs 2009 Ford Flex

Sbsd 7 5 2024
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Good morning, and happy Friday! We’re back, after a day off to celebrate a bunch of guys signing some paperwork. Since it was a short week, with only three Showdowns, it feels like we’re due for another game of Track, Daily, Burn.

But first let’s officially crown Wednesday‘s winner. There was very little doubt in my mind that the Flex was going to walk away with this one. Sometimes it’s a close race, sometimes not. Wagon good, GM compact bad. And no one is surprised.

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I guess that’s the right call. The Flex is a more useful vehicle, probably better built to begin with, and a whole lot nicer place to spend some miles. But I am a cheapskate at heart, and I don’t need the extra room, so I think I’d save a grand and go for the Cobalt. It’s a perfectly serviceable little car without many miles on it, and it’s burnt-orange, which I like.

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Now, if you haven’t seen this game yet, let me explain: It’s like fuck, marry, kill — only with cars. You will choose one of this week’s winners to be your track toy, and for these purposes, “track” has a broad definition that can include anything from actual track time to rallycross to a Gambler 500. You’ll choose another to be your daily driver, the one you take to work and to the grocery store and whatnot. And sadly, the car you don’t pick for either of those roles must perish in flames. It’s harsh, I know, but it must be so.

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Let’s review the week’s winners so you can see what you’re working with.

2003 Land Rover Freelander

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This baby Land Rover has a terrible reputation for reliability, halfway decent off-road capabilities (though nothing like its larger siblings), and a cool style you don’t see often. Because of its propensity for breakdowns, you’d have to be very brave or very foolish to daily it – but you’d also be a hero. It would be a natural for a rallycross circuit, with all-wheel-drive and plenty of power for some sideways shenanigans.

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Personally, I’d hate to see a rare and cool vehicle like this go up in flames – but then it is a British car. Wait long enough and its electrical system might very well self-immolate anyway.

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1995 Jaguar XJS Convertible

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And speaking of Brits, Tuesday’s winner was this sporty red number, with a reasonably reliable inline six in place of the expected V12. The XJS is still no slouch, but it handles more like a Buick than a BMW. You could probably hustle it around some cones – and in fact, I’ve seen it done – but that’s not its forte.

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The Jag’s cozy leather interior would make for some relaxing commutes, I’m sure, and it would turn any milk run into a special occasion. But the ad for this particular XJS feels a little hinky, so it may not be all it appears. You might end up wanting to torch it out of sheer frustration.

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This Ford Flex is the newest car here, both by model year and original design. As such, it’s sure to make a comfortable daily driver, with all the bells and whistles to which we have all become accustomed. On the other hand, it’s just a Ford wagon, so if you chose to save the other two more unique cars, one less Duratec V6 in the world wouldn’t be a tragedy.

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But someone, somewhere, will look at this thing and want to rip out all the excess seats along with all the interior trim and carpet, weld a roll cage into it, lower the suspension, and go turn some hot laps with it. And that person, I salute.

So there you have it! I’ll keep this short and sweet. One of these becomes your race-day plaything, one is your grocery-getter, and one goes up in smoke. Which is which is up to you. No poll today; just duke it out in the comments. Have a great weekend!

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JDE
JDE
4 months ago

track the Rover, Daily the Jag, Burn the Rover in a rollover on the track and then drive the flex home, if it makes it.

Scott Wangler
Scott Wangler
4 months ago

track the Jag, Daily the Flex, burn the Rover

Art of the Bodge
Art of the Bodge
4 months ago

Track: Freelander. The K series continued development in China and is (or at least was) available with a turbo, so there’s a path for upgrades. It’s the lightest of the three too.

Daily: Jag- it would be ruinous but I’ve always had a soft spot for them.

Burn: Ford. Meh.

ProudLuddite
ProudLuddite
4 months ago

What the hell? I didn’t even know the Freelander was a thing. Nevertheless, must burn it. Though both of the other cars are kinda boats, I would strangely like to daily the XJS, if for no other reason than I can offer to pick up friends and family in the Jaaaag. The make the Flex into a track or off road beast, so be it.

Koloyz
Koloyz
4 months ago

Keeping in mind the Monopoly-money-esque nature of the question, I’d track the Flex, daily the Freelander, burn the Jag.

67 Oldsmobile
67 Oldsmobile
4 months ago

I now I would regret this,but track the Freelander,daily drive the Flex and burn the Jag.

100percentjake
100percentjake
4 months ago

The wild proportions of the greenhouse of the XJS is 90% of the appeal of that car, and the DB7. Convertible and targa versions can all be crushed.

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
4 months ago

I voted for the Porsche that day but also really wanted the JAAAAAAAG
too so now I can have that as my daily. Definitely burn that Freelander after adding Lucas smoke! Ha ha…so I guess I’ll flex the Flex at the track

William Domer
William Domer
4 months ago

DD. Flex
Track car. Jag
Burn that joke freelander. A friend had one and she spent over 10k to keep it going. Of course it didn’t.

TimoFett
TimoFett
4 months ago

Just to be different and because I’d rather play in the dirt than on asphalt:
Daily driver: Flex
Track car: Freelander
Burn: Jag

Last edited 4 months ago by TimoFett
FuzzyPlushroom
FuzzyPlushroom
4 months ago
Reply to  TimoFett

Same answer, except that it’s because I think the Freelander would be a funnier LeMons car than the Jag. (It’s one minor accident or catastrophic failure away from being in the ballpark, value-wise, and I really doubt you’d be questioned too harshly about going over-budget.)

Edit: In the meantime, though, it’d be fun to take down a few fire/logging roads, at least. So would the Jag, though.

Last edited 4 months ago by FuzzyPlushroom
Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
4 months ago

Late to the party, but I concur with what seems to be the prevailing mood; track the Jag, daily the Ford, burn the Freelander.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
4 months ago

Failed Fixing Freelander? Find Firemen!

Jampack Jag with Junkfood.

Fix Flex for fast fun

Tartpop
Tartpop
4 months ago

Fire in the Freelander

Cannonball Run the Jag

Fit everything in the Flex

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