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We Don’t Always Show You All The Jokes – Tales From The Slack

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Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
1 day ago

He was referring to a steamed ham, a regional delicacy from Albany.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 day ago

I’m going to stick up for ham here. Ham will be there for you in the best of times, and the worst of times. Holiday spiral hams, to wet slices of porcine-based loaf product. From the base of a deli-grade Italian sub, to an accessory for scrambled eggs. From Boar’s Head, to the plastic tubs from Aldi. Ham will be there.

Pastrami only wishes it had the versatility of ham.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 day ago

Agreed. Unless and until we see an automobile bumper made from pastrami, plain ham shall retain the upper hand.

Here we can see The Kids in the Hall sketch called ‘Ham of Truth’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ka2nkIi2I

(NSFW language)

Last edited 1 day ago by A. Barth
Not Sure
Not Sure
1 day ago

I’m a fool.

Last edited 1 day ago by David Tracy
Tarragon
Tarragon
2 days ago

“ Type is there so you can edit
Not pitching meat jokes”

Hmmm

“ …but, of course, it sounds more like David will ejaculate after being focused on a Jeep”

Someone was pitching meat jokes

Davidsaur
Davidsaur
3 days ago

This provides an entirely new meaning to the ad copy on the ejack post:
”If you’re tired of pumping, maybe consider an ejack”

Beachbumberry
Beachbumberry
3 days ago

The back and forth banter is the sign of a good team

Last edited 3 days ago by Beachbumberry
Tinibone
Tinibone
3 days ago

Can I just say that this kinda article is one of the main reasons I am a member (after believing in the team and the fantastic articles you write!) a genuine BTS that made me have a good chuckle, thanks Torch (and team!)

Andreas8088
Andreas8088
2 days ago
Reply to  Tinibone

Amen.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
3 days ago

This is an aside, but I’ve always been frustrated that most copies of Al Bowlly’s Midnight, the Stars and You that you can find have the echo effect added for the movie, vs being the undistorted original. The guy had an amazing voice and was killed in the Blitz right on the cusp of major international stardom, he would have been the British Sinatra by the 1950s, had he survived the war.

Totally not a robot
Totally not a robot
3 days ago

And here lies the eternal question: did David make that joke on purpose? Or is he just blithely using a common contraction for electric and it just happens to be a hilarious unintentional double entendre?

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
3 days ago

Are y’all dissing ham that has been painstakingly smoked on the bone, then presliced to make it easier for you to get at that lovely ham bone, which you then place in a stockpot and simmer for hours until the last meaty bits fall off and you’re left with a mind-blowingly tasty base for a variety of soups (don’t forget to skim the fat!)?

Or were you just talking about that prepackaged, sticky deli-sliced ham?

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
1 day ago

Worthy hams! I like that.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
3 days ago

If that’s your response to ham I think you’re eating the wrong ham (or not eating, not sure how observant). Ham is a stone cold cold cut as long as you’re not buying trash.

Peter d
Peter d
3 days ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

I am still buying various Boars Head hams – very tasty with hopefully a lowered chance of unwanted bacteria now that the company is on notice. Store brand hams do tend to suck.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
3 days ago

I’m taking a shine to the top shot. Hey Jason, seen any monkeys lately?

Abdominal Snoman
Abdominal Snoman
3 days ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

Yeah, it took me a long time to figure out where that’s from. Well done.

Abdominal Snoman
Abdominal Snoman
3 days ago

Dammit, I now see it’s mentioned in the article… 🙂 The pic triggered something and I had to figure it out before I could read the article.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
3 days ago

I didn’t read the article. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Abdominal Snoman
Abdominal Snoman
3 days ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

To each their own, as they know where their own priorities lie. I support two websites that I really like and this just happens to be one of them. It’s not at all a financial hardship thing other than being intrinsically frugal since birth, but kind of like you I want to choose only my 2 favorites, and everybody else can go e-jack themselves 🙂

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
3 days ago

It’s one of the reasons that movie is one of the all-time greats (no matter what Stephen King thinks) – it even manages to make the final moment both unexpected and perfect.

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
3 days ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

The movie has to be one of my favorites. But I am biased because I grew up 1/2 mile from the hotel that King stayed in, which provided the idea for the book. We had our high school prom there.
And it’s sad, but the whole Shining thing has brought ruin to what was once a very cool place.

Also liked the TV version, mainly because they used the correct actual hotel location to shoot it in. And the hotel was actually open only in the summer time.

I took my wife there before the place was ruined by the publicity, and she was totally freaked out by the place. Of course we went into the room with the famous bathroom scene.

The Stanley Hotel, Estes Park, Colorado

Last edited 3 days ago by Col Lingus
Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
3 days ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

Stephen King pushed to film the original movie at the Stanley, but Kubrick hated location shoots, he preferred the ability to have total control of all aspects of the environment that you get with sets, so he used some excuse of the hotel not having enough electrical service to handle all the film equipment in order to drop the issue. Then King made sure to go there when he was put in charge of the TV adaptation

They did do a really good job of making the Overlook feel like a real place in the movie though, none of it looks like sets that were built fresh and new the previous week, there’s implied layers of history with renovations and redecorations on top of older renovations that really sells it as a place that’s been a functioning hotel for decades

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
3 days ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

Thanks. You probably know this already, but…King stayed at the Stanley for one night. 1974. They were closing it for the winter ( just like the movie), but he managed to get a room on the last night that it was open. Thus the story was born.
From my personal experience we were allowed to roam free in the hotel as teenagers in the mid 1970s. It was rumored to be haunted many decades before King ever showed up there.

There is a Stanley Steamer parked in the lobby. I have a photo of my sweet wife standing next to it. Wish I knew how to post the photo. The first time I took her there, it was closed for winter. While we were inside I had to take a leak. When I came back she was sort of freaked out. Said she was hearing voices.
Some were arguing. We also heard the phones ringing in the rooms at times, even though there was nobody there to run the switchboard.
To say the least she was freaked out.

Years later we went back again while on vacation.
I had to hold her hand the entire time. She claimed that someone was tapping her on the shoulder the entire time as I took her through out the entire place. I recall as we walked thru the place the temperature would vary a lot from one area to another.

Kubrick did a great job with the adaptation. And the sets used for it were so well done, as you mentioned.

Now I need to buy a DVD of the movie. One of the best ever…

Donald Petersen
Donald Petersen
7 hours ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

I’m kinda bummed that I only just now read this, 3 days late, because I worked on the miniseries and I have a wee automotive anecdote from the experience that people here might appreciate, but at this late date, maybe only you, Col Lingus, will see.

At any rate, during the months we worked and stayed at the hotel, a few people on the crew did claim to have supernatural experiences. I myself didn’t really, but I did see something weird. One of the hotel’s outbuildings was called, I believe, the coachhouse, which used to originally house the Stanley Steamers that ferried guests up to the hotel, and later stabled horses. At the time I was there (February, March, and May of 1996) it was apparently used for storage… extra tables and chairs, some furnishings from the rooms we had refurnished for the miniseries shoot, stuff like that. I had an idle peek inside during a lunch break while we were there in May, shooting the early 1st episode scenes before winter sets in. And loosely covered with tarps, an inch of dust, and a few broken chairs from the dining room, were two old cars.

They obviously had been there for years and years, and I never found out whose they were or why they were being stored underneath a dusty pile of busted furniture. What was interesting was what the cars were, considering the show we were shooting.

One was a ’59 Cadillac that someone had ill-advisedly customized by shortening it, removing the entire back seat section and turning it into a 2 seater like a Thunderbird, which absolutely did not work for the Caddy’s design proportions. I think that may be why it ended up buried in that coachhouse: whoever performed that abortion died and nobody else wanted to be seen in it.

That would have been a cool enough barn find, but the weird coincidence was that one of our picture cars, the one driven by Melvin Van Peebles’ character Dick Halloran, was also a ’59 Caddy, a shiny red convertible one. A gag in the miniseries has young Danny shattering one of the distinctive taillight lenses with his Shining power, so our transportation team had secured a few aftermarket fakes so we could shoot several takes. I am pretty sure those guys never knew there were four more original lenses underneath a dusty tarp in a corner of the locked coachhouse forty yards away.

But the other car was the bigger surprise, and I swear it looked like it hadn’t moved in decades. I desperately wanted to show it to Stephen King, but even though he was present for most of the shoot, he’d just departed for Maine a day or two previously (he’d roadtripped out in his black Suburban and stayed in the Stanley to perform rewrites for much of the shoot, and also do his cameo as zombie bandleader Gage Creed).

The other car under the furniture, I swear to God, was a 1958 Plymouth Fury.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
3 days ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

It is a beautifully made movie that transcends being pigeon holed as “just” another horror film, its a work of cinematic art.

AssMatt
AssMatt
3 days ago

If you believe Pat Sajak, and why wouldn’t you, he’s on TV, E is the MOST popular vowel.

Also I loved that waving kid on Modern Family. Oh crap, I hope that kid doesn’t hate that actor! I take it back!

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