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Why Car Voice Controls Will Always Suck

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Voice recognition is an interesting technology. It’s been around for a long time, and it mostly keeps getting better. But does it ever get good? As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t, particularly when it comes to cars.

Automakers have always been great at giving us futuristic features we don’t want. Talking cars were the new hotness in the 1980s, whispering jagged digital phrases like “OIL PRESSURE LOW” and telling us that a door was a jar. Nobody liked them, and they died a quick and quiet death. Did automakers learn from this?  Of course not. Heck, just this past week, we heard Rivian’s chief software officer telling us “Ideally, You would want to interact with your car by voice.”

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It’s a grand idea, and one that’s been floating around the auto industry for decades now. In theory, you should be able to tell your car what to do and everything would be wonderful. Except that’s not the case, and it never will be.

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Voice controls are everywhere now.

Slow, Annoying, Bad

These days, there are lots of shiny high-tech ways to interact with our vehicles. Touchscreens rule the roost; in some cars, they control almost everything. Meanwhile, voice commands are available in a great deal of cars these days, too. These let you control your car in a fancy modern way, and for some reason, that’s supposed to be better.

The problem is that it just isn’t. For most things, voice controls are much worse than doing things the old fashioned way. They’re slow, for one thing.  First, you have to say a whole command or sentence out loud. Then the computer has to process it, potentially even using off-board cloud resources to do so. Then, after a painstaking delay, you get to find out if the computer even understood you and did what you wanted.

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These have never let me down. Voice controls always do.

Compare this godawful experience with the magic of buttons. Press it, and whatever you want to happen just happened. Instantly. Done.

Buttons just work. For most tasks in a car, they do the job better than any other technology that has come along since. For that matter, so do old-school knobs, which are the best volume controls ever invented. They will not be bested before I leave this mortal coil.

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The 2019 Mitsubishi ASX has a voice control system that lets you pick a song on your iPod, and it only takes about fifteen minutes to pick a track.

For your consideration, another example. Give me a classic three-dial HVAC system and I can set it to whatever I want in a couple of seconds without even looking. I can set temperature, change the fan speed and set the vents in a snap. Even if I’ve never driven the car before, I can figure it out with a split-second glance.

Compare that to a voice control, which would have me blathering and guessing and just generally faffing about. Is the command “Temperature Up,” or do I have to say “Hello Mitsubishi, set temperature to 25 degrees.” What about vents? “Hey Mercedes, I want cold air on my face,” probably won’t work. It feels kind of demanding, too. It’s all too awkward.

You can read the manual and try and learn all the commands, but you’re still tangling with other problems. There’s no escaping the processing delay, which can be excruciating at times. Even worse is when the system doesn’t understand you. You get some annoying little beep noise prompting you to repeat yourself, or worse, a full explanation from a robot lady telling you to rephrase your request. My 2007 BMW was an absolute demon for this and all it could do was dial the phone for you.

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My 2007 BMW had a button for voice recognition on the steering wheel. It could dial your contacts and you could even tell it a phone number to ring, but I could never get it to understand the word “zero.”
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Early voice control systems, like Mercedes-Benz LINGUATRONIC, focused solely on phone applications.

Automakers can make voice controls faster, smarter, and more capable. It doesn’t matter. They’re never going to beat the instant response of my finger on a single button. Push-click-done will always be faster than “Hey Car Susan, can you please activate the combobulator?” whichever way you cut it.

An Exception

There is a limited use case where voice controls have some value. Consider, for example, entering an address into a GPS navigation system. It’s easy enough to type it in on your phone, but doing so on a car’s touch screen is usually an exercise in frustration. Being able to simply read out the address you’re looking for is far easier.

Even this use case comes with a caveat, though, and that’s accuracy. If you’re looking for Bone Street in Gainsville, Texas, you don’t want to accidentally end up navigating to Bone Street in Arlington, Tennessee. Or Boon Street, or Bong Street, or any other similar variation. You can end up fussing around quite a lot if your voice recognition system doesn’t get you the first time.

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This is a 2024 vehicle, believe it or not, and entering addresses by hand is a PAIN.

This also applies to music. I’ll never forgive Weezer for self-titling the vast majority of their albums. You can ask your car to play you the Blue Album, but you have to hope that the great minds at Gracenote programmed that colloquial title in, because officially, that album is just called Weezer. I know, I hate it too. I actually penned a lengthy explainer on how Gracenote tackled this annoying problem earlier this year, if you care to learn more.

Indeed, our own Peter Vieira sums it up perfectly:

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And he’s perfectly right.

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Mercedes hints that its owners might like to listen to The Beatles, Pink, and Queen, among others.

Former Fan

Funnily enough, I used to be a lot more positive about voice recognition. In fact, I used to use voice controls all the time. Back in 2017, I had a Google Pixel smartphone and it worked great. Back then, I could rattle off voice commands and, nine times out of ten, get a decent result. “Hey Google, add peas to my shopping list,” I’d say, and it would work. Five or six times a day, I’d say “Hey Google, and a reminder Monday to do that work thing” and again, it would work, no problem. For a time, I could even say “Hey, Googz” like a true Australian, and it worked like a charm.

Somehow, around 2020 or so, that just… stopped working for me. I’ve had a number of other Google and Samsung smartphones and they’re… kind of okay. They only respond to my voice 60-70% of the time. That’s bad enough that I went from using these things every day to using them once or twice a week at most. I hate repeating myself, and I hate dealing with misinterpreted commands, so it stopped being worthwhile for me. I had an iPhone for a while, and Siri was pretty good. On the Android side, though, voice assistants are dead to me. Plus, talking to “Bixby” makes me sound like a tool. Fix it, Samsung.

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I used to use this all the time, but in recent years… it just hasn’t been able to recognize my voice nearly as well.

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Ultimately, voice controls aren’t going away any time soon. They’re an increasingly common feature on modern cars. Meanwhile, the AI craze has seen automakers rush to integrate more advanced voice assistants to make sure they stay ahead of the curve.

Things can get better. Automakers can reduce processing delays and maybe even make systems that can reliably understand most people in most conditions. Regardless, it’s important to remember the basic truth. In the vast majority of scenarios, a simple button beats every other technology out there. Even asking my girlfriend to adjust the stereo takes longer than just tapping a few buttons myself, and she’s really smart! No voice control system will ever beat the button.

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To that end, I wish we could just build cars with the best interfaces. End this flavor of the month crap, and just do what works. That’s all I ask. Stop trying to give us fancy voice controls, because the last three decades have shown they’re just not that bloody good.

Image credits: Lewin Day, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Google, Mitsubishi

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BenCars
BenCars
1 hour ago

Some new cars do recognise natural speech patterns now, so saying “Hey car, I’m cold” would turn up the temperature.

That said, as an introvert who dislikes talking to people generally, the last thing I want to do is talk to my car.

Last edited 1 hour ago by BenCars
Maymar
Maymar
2 hours ago

I strongly believe in physical heater controls and a volume knob as absolute essentials, but there’s a lot of stuff where voice controls are at least competitive with the alternatives. Like, there’s not going to be a “Play The Blue Album” button installed*, so there’s inevitably some variation of hunting through a menu, either with a touchscreen (which sucks while driving), or with whatever variation of iDrive (more feedback, but certainly no quicker than voice control in most cases). I’m content with the level of buttonry in Mazdas (as a fanboy), but still use voice control for a few specific uses.

*Toyota probably got close with their Party Mode button, but that really would’ve been a Party Rock Mode button for the tens of people who want LMFAO on demand.

Mr. Fusion
Mr. Fusion
2 hours ago

One only needs to look at the Grand Tour episode where the guys attempted to navigate to the Nürburgring using voice command, only to find that the nav had directed them to Nuremburg.

(At which time Richard Hammond suggested that they use a local race course to test their lap times, thus, as he said it, “Making it the first-ever Nuremburg Trials.”)

Last edited 2 hours ago by Mr. Fusion
1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
3 hours ago

I agreed with you from the headline. But the article is way too long. Until VOIP is perfect for answering a telephone call using it for directions for a driverless car is insane. Have you ever called a company and tried to conduct a business transaction with a VOIP? Has it ever worked? Of course not. Now figure this technology controlling a car at 65mph. Can you repeat that as a stop sign impels your forehead you dead.

Kelly
Kelly
4 hours ago

You know who doesn’t like voice commands? Us deaf people (sorry, those of us with ‘profound hearing loss’). I don’t want to interact with a sense I can’t rely on, so if anything we can use the ADA to force car makers to keep buttons around. Or I guess they can just make it illegal to drive while deaf.

BenCars
BenCars
1 hour ago
Reply to  Kelly

Exactly this. And mute people as well.

Knowonelse
Knowonelse
4 hours ago

And for me touchscreens are horrible, and I include my phone as well. Many times I have attempted to just push a button and after a dozen hits (increasing in velocity) nothing happens. Same thing occasionally at stores and their point of sale boxes. I guess I barey exist. When I approach a self-check-only terminal I pre-warn the attendant that these things hate me and I reciprocate, they usually step up and give a much needed assist. Last time this happened, I was really glad for the assist as two items needed it’s theft warning thingy disarmed, and there is no way I would have noticed it and the alarm would have been blaring away with me ignoring it compeltely.

No Luck Andy
No Luck Andy
4 hours ago

One of my coworkers always turns on the voice activated (instead of button activated) voice control in our company cars, and it drives me crazy.

Voice control often activates randomly when I’m just speaking with a passenger, and more than once has the car called someone I really don’t want to speak to.

It doesn’t help that the steering wheel buttons are less than intuitive, and I can’t seem to learn how to quickly abort the call that way.

Electric Truckaloo (formerly Stig’s Chamorro Cousin)
Electric Truckaloo (formerly Stig’s Chamorro Cousin)
5 hours ago

This is not a difficult problem to solve. The problem is that the automakers pay engineers what they deem as market rate, and anyone who can spell AI and program in Python is going to make 3x that somewhere – anywhere – else. I have a team that did a limited NLP interpretation for a specialized application in like 3 months. It’s all about focus.

Contain the use case to a specific set of commands and input a very good speech-to-text NLP. Train the ever-living-crap out of that model with accents, background noise, and again a LIMITED set of commands (and to ignore ancillary stuff), it’ll work just fine.

That said, I prefer buttons and dials (and don’t even bother with my Rivian’s Alexa implementation), but being here on this site only confirms that we’re all a bunch of weirdos in the first place.

Sklooner
Sklooner
5 hours ago

I can just see swearing in traffic, the next thing is the navigation saying, “to go to Jesus, pull into opposing traffic after disabling crash avoidance”

Kevin B Rhodes
Kevin B Rhodes
5 hours ago

I have no interest in talking to my cars, and I have THREE of them that nominally do voice commands. I don’t have much interest in talking to most *people*.

Buttons and knobs. 100+ years of automotive evolution does not need to be chucked out because touchscreens are cheaper and people are stupid.

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
5 hours ago

“Alexa – Lights off.”
“Okay – Here’s “Lights Off” by Jay Sean (or Tay Keith)(or Rajah Wild)(or We Are Domi)(or…)”
“Alexa – Stop”
*boop*
“Alexa – Turn off the Lights”
“Okay” *boop*

Now imagine this in your car – but instead you’re trying to turn on the wipers and the lights and close the roof in a sudden downpour while you’re in a low-signal area…

Last edited 5 hours ago by Urban Runabout
LMCorvairFan
LMCorvairFan
6 hours ago

Just say no! Hopefully it will understand.

Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
6 hours ago

I have found that replying to texts through Android Auto in my Jeep is great. Even when it is wrong the first time, it is still safer and faster than if I try to text back through my phone. Other than that, I don’t think I use voice commands at all.

Mr E
Mr E
5 hours ago

I also occasionally use voice commands to navigate to an address with Android Auto. It’s much more accurate than the SYNC system in my Ford.

To wit, I wish car companies would give up trying to reinvent the wheel that’s already been (mostly) perfected by Android Auto and Apple CarPlay. Just provide the screen/interface and call it a day.

Andrew Wyman
Andrew Wyman
6 hours ago

The voice commands are even worse if you use more than one language. They just straight up suck if you try to use any other language other than english.

El Jefe de Barbacoa
El Jefe de Barbacoa
6 hours ago

You’ll be shocked once the next generation of conversational audio-based AI agents makes it to the car. The newest stuff is patently amazing, and it’s improving by the week. One of the things my teams do is write AI voice agents and the polish we’re getting these days is ridiculous, especially with the realtime API stuff available via OpenAI. The rapid pace of change/improvement is both exhilarating and terrifying.

NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
3 hours ago

Unless these next gen AI agents are buttons that perform specific tasks when I press them without the need to talk, I will be less than impressed.

Eggsalad
Eggsalad
6 hours ago

“Hey Mercedes, I want cold air on my face,”

Ms. Streeter has entered the chat

AlterId
AlterId
6 hours ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

Yeah! If “[I]t feels kind of demanding, too. It’s all too awkward,” to Lewin, imagine how she feels being ordered to blow on his face. It should be in the workplace handbook that she gets to slap anybody who asks her for that.

Roofless
Roofless
6 hours ago

Just give us buttons. For the love of god and everything holy, just put friggin’ buttons back in the car. Don’t make me have to figure out how I need to say the thing I want so the car thinks I said the thing I want, just give me a goddamn button to do the thing I want directly. The idea that speech would be faster, easier, or more accurate than a button would only occur to someone who doesn’t ever actually have to speak to people (or who’s high enough on the food chain that it’s everyone else who’s gotta adapt to them, not the other way around).

Honest to god, how is it possibly cheaper to build an entire friggin’ machine-learning-based speech UI than to just put some goddamn buttons in the car?

Last edited 6 hours ago by Roofless
Kevin B Rhodes
Kevin B Rhodes
5 hours ago
Reply to  Roofless

Even worse – *gestures*. There is only one gesture I am ever giving a car, and it involves a single digit.

But ultimately, I thank the auto industry. They are saving me a ton of money by removing all temptation for me to every buy another new car. It was fun while it lasted.

Roofless
Roofless
5 hours ago
Reply to  Kevin B Rhodes

I’ve given that one to my car plenty, the last thing I need is for it to start responding.

Kevin B Rhodes
Kevin B Rhodes
4 hours ago
Reply to  Roofless

ROFL!

Acd
Acd
6 hours ago

I have yet to use voice controls for anything, it just seems like an annoyance.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
7 hours ago

I’ve told this story before, but I don’t think it has made it here yet. I had a dash cam with voice recognition for a while, that allowed you to save a video or take a still photo by saying “save video” or “take picture.”

Once, I was driving home from work, and someone pulled out of a 7-Eleven parking lot right in front of me. I honked the horn and shouted, “Hey, dipshit!”

The camera took a picture.

So I tried it again. “Hey dipshit.” Click. From then on, that was my preferred voice command to take a picture.

Strangely, my wife has the same model of camera in her car, and it won’t take a picture with either “take picture” or “hey dipshit.” But sometimes random song lyrics, or even guitar riffs, will set it off.

Yeah, I agree. Voice command sucks.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
6 hours ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

I agree with you about voice command—but having your camera take pic to Hey Dipshit is kinda awesome

Scott Ross
Scott Ross
7 hours ago

I had to learn my hot phrases for Helmet coms on my motorcycle helmets. Im agnostic since I use Sena and Cardo, but I find myself using the voice commands on the cardo more.

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